{"id":22898,"date":"2017-11-15T18:19:32","date_gmt":"2017-11-16T00:19:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=22898"},"modified":"2017-11-15T18:19:54","modified_gmt":"2017-11-16T00:19:54","slug":"forget-impeachment-its-jail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2017\/11\/15\/forget-impeachment-its-jail\/","title":{"rendered":"Forget Impeachment, It’s Jail…"},"content":{"rendered":"

While 6 Democrats write up Articles of<\/p>\n

Impeachment<\/a> I’d ‘Say’ Mueller Is Hard<\/p>\n

\"\"(Out!)<\/p>\n

at work right Now Finding way more to<\/p>\n

hammer Trump with. See, reality has a<\/p>\n

strange way of Always Being True. This<\/p>\n

is going to be A Terrible Holiday season<\/p>\n

for The Orange Tainted Bloated Bottom<\/p>\n

Button. Stripes really are his Color they<\/p>\n

go SO Well With Cheeto Bronze. As this<\/p>\n

loud shit Spewing Fart muncher tries to<\/p>\n

\"\"(Wha happen?!?!)<\/p>\n

distract from his demise…..it gets worse<\/p>\n

for him daily. Tick tock, tick tock people<\/p>\n

NOTE: Deadpool 2 Trailer Is Hilariously<\/a>
\nRocking, With A “Joy Of Painting” Spoof<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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While 6 Democrats write up Articles of Impeachment I’d ‘Say’ Mueller Is Hard (Out!) at work right Now Finding way more to hammer Trump with. See, reality has a strange way of Always Being True. This is going to be A Terrible Holiday season for The Orange Tainted Bloated Bottom Button. Stripes really are his […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22898\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}