{"id":2288,"date":"2009-12-10T11:40:33","date_gmt":"2009-12-10T17:40:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2288"},"modified":"2009-12-10T11:40:33","modified_gmt":"2009-12-10T17:40:33","slug":"super-prize-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/10\/super-prize-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Prize Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Is it pronounced Oslo or Ozlo in Norway?<\/p>\n

Either way Obama’ll be there receiving an Oscar, or VMA, or something…<\/p>\n

\"now-look-obama.jpg\"(“This Teen Choice Award means a lot!”)<\/p>\n

Along with a huge plate of pickled herring served by two beach volleyball players…<\/p>\n

\"norways-beach-volleyball-team.jpg\"(Hazzah for swim suits!)<\/p>\n

Who also like to “almost kiss” often during games…<\/p>\n

\"norways-girls-almost-kissing.jpg\"(Just…a little…closer…)<\/p>\n

Norway gave the world playwright Henrik Ibsen…<\/p>\n

Who in turn gave us his famous “nuts in squirrels mouth” beard…<\/p>\n

\"henrick-ibsen.jpg\"(A Doll’s Hairdo)<\/p>\n

Nobel Schmobel, just fix our economy, two wars, and my ripped underwear…<\/p>\n

When you’re done with that I’ll need my back shaved…<\/p>\n

Quadriplegic Allowed To Hunt…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Finally!<\/p>\n

\"quadrepledgic-man-hunter.jpg\"(Please no kick back)<\/p>\n

It’s about fucking time. How many times to do you find yourself screaming that question hoping the answer is yes? That’s right America, way to many…<\/p>\n

James Cap won a 2 1\/2 year legal battle to allow him to use a specially mounted shotgun on his wheelchair that’s operated by the breathing tube.<\/p>\n

If he ever gets winded, we’ll have a forest preserve full of dead hunters…<\/p>\n

What if he snaps and decides to hunt the most deadly prey of all? Man!<\/p>\n

I could see him aiming for the C1-C4 trying to create an army of “new friends”…<\/p>\n

It’s only a matter of time before we see other handicapable people like Blair’s cousin Gerri from the 80’s TV show Facts Of Life bagging a 16 pointer from the blinds…<\/p>\n

\"gerri-jewel.jpg\"(Suck it Bambi!)<\/p>\n

Hunt on you crazy diamonds…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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