{"id":2272,"date":"2009-12-03T09:59:15","date_gmt":"2009-12-03T15:59:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2272"},"modified":"2009-12-03T09:59:15","modified_gmt":"2009-12-03T15:59:15","slug":"tiger-let-me-explain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/03\/tiger-let-me-explain\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiger, Let Me Explain&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This to you as simply as I can buddy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/tiger-funny.jpg\" alt=\"tiger-funny.jpg\" height=\"246\" width=\"271\" \/>(Oh, I get the joke now)<\/p>\n<p>We <em>all<\/em> make mistakes. Heck, I pissed in my gas tank thinking it was a &#8220;really tiny bathroom&#8221; once because I was so plowed. I also had sex with a Mail box.<\/p>\n<p>Twice.<\/p>\n<p>It was that gooooooood&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The deal is this. Don&#8217;t lie, hide, or run from your mistakes. It&#8217;s never the mistake people are pissed about. It&#8217;s the trying to hide it, cover it up, or lie about it. We&#8217;re like Morpheus from the Matrix and know much more than you think we do&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/us-weekly-tiger-cover.jpg\" alt=\"us-weekly-tiger-cover.jpg\" height=\"364\" width=\"270\" \/>(No Afghanistan war cover?)<\/p>\n<p>But if you try to duck your comeuppance, watch out!<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re not the 1st man in history to ever cheat on their spouse, and it doesn&#8217;t make you some evil monster. You seem like a nice guy who truly loves his family, but slipped. Mistakes happen. It&#8217;s the &#8220;not coming clean&#8221; part that always gets ya&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/tiger-family.jpg\" alt=\"tiger-family.jpg\" height=\"185\" width=\"275\" \/>(&#8220;Daddy has to live on the couch?&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Letterman should be kissing his ass right about now for taking heat off him&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What do Tiger Woods, David Letterman, and Hugh Grant all have in common?<\/p>\n<p>None of them are black&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This to you as simply as I can buddy&#8230; (Oh, I get the joke now) We all make mistakes. Heck, I pissed in my gas tank thinking it was a &#8220;really tiny bathroom&#8221; once because I was so plowed. I also had sex with a Mail box. Twice. It was that gooooooood&#8230; The deal is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2272"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}