{"id":2266,"date":"2009-12-02T15:15:54","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T21:15:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2266"},"modified":"2009-12-02T15:20:37","modified_gmt":"2009-12-02T21:20:37","slug":"hey-80s-sit-com-character","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/02\/hey-80s-sit-com-character\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey 80&#8217;s Sit-Com Character&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Conservative Alex P. Keaton&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/alex-p-keaton.jpg\" alt=\"alex-p-keaton.jpg\" height=\"306\" width=\"242\" \/>(Oh Alex, you&#8217;re incorrigible)<\/p>\n<p>Your mom Elise is gay; so suck it!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/family-ties.jpg\" alt=\"family-ties.jpg\" height=\"185\" width=\"244\" \/>(We have to color in the lines?)<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, Meredith Baxter is a lesbian&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/meredith-baxter.jpg\" alt=\"meredith-baxter.jpg\" height=\"177\" width=\"243\" \/>(&#8220;I likea the va-jay-jay Matt&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>A rug muncher, a pink taco queen, a tuna lapper, a lezbotron 3000&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Totally changes the way I look at the movie &#8220;Bridget Loves Bridget&#8221; now. Hey, does that mean their neighbor Skippy Handleman was a tranny then?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/skippy-handleman.jpg\" alt=\"skippy-handleman.jpg\" height=\"313\" width=\"244\" \/>(Most likely)<\/p>\n<p>Who cares if you&#8217;re gay, straight, bi? It doesn&#8217;t make one shred a difference to the kind of person you are. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve seen straight assholes, and gay assholes.<\/p>\n<p>In the end the person is still an asshole&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/assholeairlines.jpg\" alt=\"assholeairlines.jpg\" height=\"193\" width=\"245\" \/>(They have their own airlines now?)<\/p>\n<p>Although &#8220;gay asshole&#8221; is sorta on the nose&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Be a good person, no one cares who you fuck&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3090019376\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Conservative Alex P. Keaton&#8230; (Oh Alex, you&#8217;re incorrigible) Your mom Elise is gay; so suck it! (We have to color in the lines?) That&#8217;s right, Meredith Baxter is a lesbian&#8230; (&#8220;I likea the va-jay-jay Matt&#8221;) A rug muncher, a pink taco queen, a tuna lapper, a lezbotron 3000&#8230; Totally changes the way I look at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2266"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2266\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}