{"id":2256,"date":"2009-11-30T17:42:21","date_gmt":"2009-11-30T23:42:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2256"},"modified":"2009-11-30T17:48:32","modified_gmt":"2009-11-30T23:48:32","slug":"tiger-woods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/30\/tiger-woods\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiger Woods…"},"content":{"rendered":"

And his wife Elin have a new line of SUV’s that come standard with both rear windows shattered called “A Hole In One”. Classier than a diamond tuning fork…<\/p>\n

\"tiger-and-elin.jpg\"(Privacy PLEASE!)<\/p>\n

Tiger “the most recognizable athlete on earth” Woods would like you to understand “this is a private matter” he made in a “public statement”. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggght…<\/p>\n

Funny Tiger, why is everything a “private matter” when you royally fucked up…<\/p>\n

\"i-make-mistakes.jpg\"(True dat)<\/p>\n

But a “public matter” when you need us to buy your shit?<\/p>\n

I see how that works…<\/p>\n

Ginger Day Attacks… <\/strong><\/p>\n

Are about as smart as ice fishing with a dick…<\/p>\n

\"ice-fishing-with-your-dick.JPG\"(Ice fishing with a dick)<\/p>\n

In other words don’t do it…<\/p>\n

I mean, if douchebags want to have “Kick a Ginger Day” in honor of South Park…<\/p>\n

\"redhead-at-beach.jpg\"(Why must “dickbags” kick me?)<\/p>\n

I suggested we have “Beat And Rape an Asshole Day After Taking Their Wallet”…<\/p>\n

Just sayin’…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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