{"id":22551,"date":"2017-10-06T17:12:35","date_gmt":"2017-10-06T23:12:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=22551"},"modified":"2017-10-06T17:24:25","modified_gmt":"2017-10-06T23:24:25","slug":"blade-runner-25-99","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2017\/10\/06\/blade-runner-25-99\/","title":{"rendered":"Blade Runner $25.99&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holy fuck balls razor blades are so damn<\/p>\n<p>expensive. That&#8217;s Why Dollar Shave Club<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-22552\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/razor-289x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"365\" height=\"379\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/razor-289x300.png 289w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/razor.png 369w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 365px) 100vw, 365px\" \/>(An Engine inside?)<\/p>\n<p>is so bad&#8230;..as are just people all growing<\/p>\n<p>beards cause it&#8217;s a shit ton Cheaper. Well<\/p>\n<p>In Any way. I&#8217;m Gonna See Blade Runner<\/p>\n<p>Tonight With A Face Filled With Hair Baby<\/p>\n<p>Cause I needed that $ for my dang Ticket<\/p>\n<p>NOTE : Republican TeaOP Idaho Lawmaker<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/2017\/10\/watch-idaho-gop-lawmaker-tells-liberal-nut-tard-to-go-to-hell-in-unhinged-rant\/?comments=disqus\">Flips Out<\/a> Yells At Voter, And Wonders Why<br \/>\n&#8220;Republicans Are Treated Differently&#8221; Then<br \/>\nAhem Abusing Voters Then Yelling At Them<br \/>\nWhen Correctly Point Out Your Fails Is Why<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2657129725\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy fuck balls razor blades are so damn expensive. That&#8217;s Why Dollar Shave Club (An Engine inside?) is so bad&#8230;..as are just people all growing beards cause it&#8217;s a shit ton Cheaper. Well In Any way. I&#8217;m Gonna See Blade Runner Tonight With A Face Filled With Hair Baby Cause I needed that $ for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22551\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}