{"id":2253,"date":"2009-11-28T10:07:20","date_gmt":"2009-11-28T16:07:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2253"},"modified":"2009-11-28T10:07:20","modified_gmt":"2009-11-28T16:07:20","slug":"tiger-woods-in-car-crash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/28\/tiger-woods-in-car-crash\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiger Woods In Car Crash…"},"content":{"rendered":"

But he’s OK. Whew…<\/p>\n

\"tiger-woods-family.jpg\"(You’d make a good a airbag)<\/p>\n

According to the cops, Woods had just left his Florida mansion when he lost control of his 2009 Cadillac and hit a fire hydrant, then a tree on his neighbor’s property. The report said alcohol was not a factor. His wife used a golf club to smash the rear window and get him out. Don’t you wonder, how did that last part all go down?<\/p>\n

\"tiger-golfing.jpg\"(He’s better at golf than driving)<\/p>\n

Wife: I’m going to smash the window with one of your clubs<\/p>\n

Tiger: Use a 6 iron. Wait, check the wind 1st…<\/p>\n

Wife: I think a driver would do the trick<\/p>\n

Tiger: You’re right, what the fuck do I know about golf clubs?<\/p>\n

I’m just a PGA champion<\/p>\n

Wife: Do you want me to get you out or not dickhead?<\/p>\n

Tiger: Since there’s a cross breeze, might I suggest a 9 iron?<\/p>\n

*Tiger in the drivers seat pulls out his note pad, licks finger, places it in the air*<\/p>\n

Wife: It’s just a window vs. club thing. Golf club always wins<\/p>\n

*She strikes the window, it ricochetes back hitting her in the face. She falls*<\/p>\n

Tiger: Told you, 9 iron…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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