{"id":2242,"date":"2009-11-25T11:41:22","date_gmt":"2009-11-25T17:41:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2242"},"modified":"2009-11-25T11:41:22","modified_gmt":"2009-11-25T17:41:22","slug":"a-dad-of-the-year-nomination","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/25\/a-dad-of-the-year-nomination\/","title":{"rendered":"A “Dad Of The Year Nomination”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Isn’t coming anytime soon for this guy…<\/p>\n

\"idiot.jpg\"(File photo)<\/p>\n

A man was arrested after he left his 5-year-old son in a tractor-trailer while he ducked into an Indianapolis strip club to drink. He should have brought the kid in…<\/p>\n

To see the floor show. Strippers love<\/em> kids. Especially when they’re not theirs…<\/p>\n

\"dad-funny.jpg\"(Wait, no. This is our file photo)<\/p>\n

The 39-year-old was arrested at 1:15 a.m. Tuesday on child neglect<\/span> and public intoxication<\/span> charges after calling police to report his truck stolen and his child missing. Police said the man was too drunk to remember where he had parked…<\/p>\n

\"dad-bbq-last-year.jpg\"(File photo from last years BBQ)<\/p>\n

They found the boy inside watching cartoons on a television inside the cab. The keys were in the ignition, and the doors were unlocked. Classy, dad…classy<\/p>\n

He’s a crappier dad than Kevin Federline and Joseph Jackson put together…<\/p>\n

\"dumbass2.jpg\"(Call of the Dumbass)<\/p>\n

Many people think he’ll try the “fucking moron” defense…<\/p>\n

Because he was so drunk, he called the cops on his own shitty fathering…<\/p>\n

He should’ve told the cops, “We were just visiting mommy at work”…<\/p>\n

Why didn’t he just bring the kid inside? Woman love kids…<\/p>\n

Great now the kid will grow up to be the next Kevin Federline or Glenn Beck…<\/p>\n

\"kevin-federline.jpg\"(Douche dad)<\/p>\n

Thanks a lot for keeping the “World’s Worst Dad” cycle going…<\/p>\n

Turkey Day post coming tomorrow about what not to do at the dinner table…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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Isn’t coming anytime soon for this guy… (File photo) A man was arrested after he left his 5-year-old son in a tractor-trailer while he ducked into an Indianapolis strip club to drink. He should have brought the kid in… To see the floor show. Strippers love kids. Especially when they’re not theirs… (Wait, no. This […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}