{"id":2237,"date":"2009-11-24T10:34:19","date_gmt":"2009-11-24T16:34:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2237"},"modified":"2009-11-24T10:34:19","modified_gmt":"2009-11-24T16:34:19","slug":"super-size-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/24\/super-size-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Size Me…"},"content":{"rendered":"

When you whip out your wenis before sex, hopfully the reaction is “Wow, impressive. We can even skip rope with it”. When you pull out a bill in congress, size matters…<\/p>\n

\"cantor-passing-out-bill.jpg\"(Our solution is “mock” the other guys idea)<\/p>\n

Unless you’re the minority party, and want to kill a bill. Then size is “bad”…<\/p>\n

The GOP are using the 2,074 pages of the Healthcare bill for theatrics spin. After all, it’s not like we’re reforming an industry that’s 1\/6th of our entire economy…<\/p>\n

\"john-bonhner-chart-ii.jpg\"(Boehner explains how reform is like Zelda)<\/p>\n

*Some one leans over, and tells John that is exactly<\/em> what’s happening*<\/p>\n

Oh, we are? Well that seems pretty fucking short then. Shouldn’t it be bigger?<\/p>\n

Maybe we should get “Male Healthcare Reform Bill Enhancement Pills”…<\/p>\n

\"bigger-penis-pills.jpg\"(Bigger is better)<\/p>\n

You said you wanted it bigger baby. I kept smacking it hoping it would swell up…<\/p>\n

They don’t want to read it. They want to kill it…<\/p>\n

If they look at Healthcare insurance today and want to keep “Healthcare freedom” by “keeping it exactly the same”, then they don’t want fucking Healthcare reform…<\/p>\n

\"bonhner-at-capital.jpg\"(My solution is a pile of nada!)<\/p>\n

Simple as that. Be honest. When you piss on my head, don’t tell me “it’s raining”…<\/p>\n

Grab a camera, make a movie, and sell it on the interanets like other sick fucks…<\/p>\n

Shows all this week except Turkey Day on Thursday.<\/p>\n

Time to dust off your Thanksgiving “eating sweat pants”…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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When you whip out your wenis before sex, hopfully the reaction is “Wow, impressive. We can even skip rope with it”. When you pull out a bill in congress, size matters… (Our solution is “mock” the other guys idea) Unless you’re the minority party, and want to kill a bill. Then size is “bad”… The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}