{"id":2229,"date":"2009-11-21T10:33:58","date_gmt":"2009-11-21T16:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2229"},"modified":"2009-11-21T10:33:58","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T16:33:58","slug":"first-dibs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/21\/first-dibs\/","title":{"rendered":"First Dibs&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the porn title for New Moon being &#8220;Nude Moons&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/new-moon-giganto-head.jpg\" alt=\"new-moon-giganto-head.jpg\" height=\"431\" width=\"271\" \/>(Giganto head is gonna get cha!)<\/p>\n<p>First they have to come out with either &#8220;Bi-lite&#8221; or &#8220;Twinklight&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But Twinklight seems a little too. Um, I dunno, &#8220;up the butt&#8221; for me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Three shows tonight in Chicago, get there!<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3188681174\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the porn title for New Moon being &#8220;Nude Moons&#8221;&#8230; (Giganto head is gonna get cha!) First they have to come out with either &#8220;Bi-lite&#8221; or &#8220;Twinklight&#8221; But Twinklight seems a little too. Um, I dunno, &#8220;up the butt&#8221; for me&#8230; Three shows tonight in Chicago, get there! Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}