{"id":2215,"date":"2009-11-18T15:33:40","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T21:33:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2215"},"modified":"2009-11-19T09:05:43","modified_gmt":"2009-11-19T15:05:43","slug":"johnny-depp-declared","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/18\/johnny-depp-declared\/","title":{"rendered":"Johnny Depp Declared…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hotly weird in that “artisty” sorta way…<\/p>\n

\"johnny-depp.jpg\"(“I’m cooler than a refrigerator”)<\/p>\n

I think women love him for the cool roles he dives into and are thinking of cool ways he can dive into their rolls. Guys like him because woman like him…<\/p>\n

\"21-jump-street-jacket.jpg\"(What’s up early 90’s?)<\/p>\n

If woman like something, guys will eventually have to like it too…<\/p>\n

Yoga, any flick with McConaughey, or Sex In The City…I’m looking in your direction…<\/p>\n

Call me an ass, but I still see 21 Jump Street…all grownup…
\n
\nLet’s Put Palin’s Book…<\/strong><\/p>\n

In the fiction section…<\/p>\n

\"going-rouge.jpg\"(Nice touch)<\/p>\n

First off, she throws McCain staffers under the bus. Naturally, those people deserve to be blamed for how grossly uninformed about BASIC issues or facts SHE is…<\/p>\n

It’s their fault. Staffers called it “Utter fiction” and “all stuff in her own mind”<\/p>\n

When you try to make Katie Couric into a partisan heavy weight taking stinging swipes at you. You’re so far gone, you officially are on your own planet…<\/p>\n

\"sarah-news-cover.jpg\"(If “sexist”, why the fuck take it?)<\/p>\n

It’s as if she herself didn’t watch her countless campaign stop errors lies and hate. That she didn’t watch Charlie “Softball” Gibson interview, or any<\/em> debates…<\/p>\n

It’s a cheerleader gossip book trying to hit back, nothing more…<\/p>\n

\"palin-leagally-blonde-3.jpg\"(Comedy pinata)<\/p>\n

Some questions about any government job in the future:<\/p>\n

1) Who would ever work for her again, when she puts out a “tell all gossip” book?
\n2) She seems to punch down and blame everyone but herself.
\n3) Who really cares? Let her run, it helps everyone have a good laugh
\n4) You suck?<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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