{"id":2208,"date":"2009-11-17T14:11:47","date_gmt":"2009-11-17T20:11:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2208"},"modified":"2009-11-17T14:24:07","modified_gmt":"2009-11-17T20:24:07","slug":"obama-to-star","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/17\/obama-to-star\/","title":{"rendered":"Obama To Star…"},"content":{"rendered":"

In the film Matrix IV-Healthcare Rebooted<\/em>…<\/p>\n

\"obama-in-china.jpg\"(“Watch me throw Obama!”)<\/p>\n

Obama was in Singapore on what I guess is a press junket for the film…<\/p>\n

Sweep the leg Barack. We still know he’s not the master of his own dojo…<\/p>\n

\"funny-dojo.jpg\"(Multiple “yous” can kick your own ass?)<\/p>\n

That’s Michelle. What I’d like to see is Johnny from Cobra Kai vs. Michelle…<\/p>\n

\"swwep-the-leg.jpg\"(Get him a shirt, then a body bag)<\/p>\n

Meh, he should send a Barack-a-tron 3000 to China. He needs to get his ass back home and quick. Don’t know if he heard, but shit’s hitting the fan here…<\/p>\n

Does Palin’s New Book…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Have puzzles, games, and a “Help Todd Find His Snowmoblie” maze?<\/p>\n

\"palin-coloring-book-page.jpg\"(Make it an Oil Park)<\/p>\n

Sarah, it’s nice you pretended to write a book which is just “your version” of reality. Unlike Palin, we remember exactly<\/em> what happened during the campaign…<\/p>\n

You can’t really “spin” reality. She’s as bright as a blackout, as intellectually curious as a drunk blind man lying in a dumpster, and thinks life’s problems are something to be “winked away” with a beauty pageant wave and a smile while saying something about the problem but fixing absolutely nothing about it…<\/p>\n

What Makes Problems Go Away?<\/strong><\/p>\n

A gun? Not really, now you need to hide the bodies and get a lawyer…<\/p>\n

\"problem.jpg\"(Fuck sending holiday cards this year!)<\/p>\n

Money? No, because now you have family and friends telling you how to spend it…<\/p>\n

A turkey covered in bacon? Yep…<\/p>\n

\"bacon-wrapped-turkey.jpg\"(Pig + Turkey = Awesome)<\/p>\n

Your cholesterol’ll skyrocket, shortness of breath, and numb arm…<\/p>\n

But that’s about it…good times! Shows all this week!<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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