{"id":22070,"date":"2017-08-21T15:55:11","date_gmt":"2017-08-21T21:55:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=22070"},"modified":"2017-08-21T17:21:56","modified_gmt":"2017-08-21T23:21:56","slug":"total-eclipse-of-the-fart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/21\/total-eclipse-of-the-fart\/","title":{"rendered":"Total Eclipse Of The Fart&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you know 80&#8217;s songs you might<\/p>\n<p>Even Remember one Total Eclipse<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-22071\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/196769-bonnie-tyler-a-total-eclipse-of-the-heart-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"353\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/196769-bonnie-tyler-a-total-eclipse-of-the-heart-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/196769-bonnie-tyler-a-total-eclipse-of-the-heart-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/196769-bonnie-tyler-a-total-eclipse-of-the-heart-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/196769-bonnie-tyler-a-total-eclipse-of-the-heart.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 353px) 100vw, 353px\" \/>(No Shit)<\/p>\n<p>Of The Heart By Bonnie Tyler. And<\/p>\n<p>now With Trump Plummeting With<\/p>\n<p>every <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politico.com\/story\/2017\/08\/20\/trump-pennsylvania-michigan-wisconsin-polls-241836\">new poll<\/a> &amp; his support of all<\/p>\n<p>things <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/blogs\/the_slatest\/2017\/08\/14\/donald_trump_s_ties_to_alt_right_white_supremacists_are_extensive.html\">White Supremacist<\/a>; &amp; firing<\/p>\n<p>Steve <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/news\/trump-push-adviser-bannon-york-times-165626629.html\">&#8220;bigot master&#8221; Bannon<\/a> &amp; the<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/news\/white-supremacist-rally-ends-early-190517834.html\">Failed &#8216;Racist Rally&#8217; in Boston<\/a>, This<\/p>\n<p>Lying Orange Anus is Entering That<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All is well, Do Not panic!!!!!&#8221; Kevin<\/p>\n<p>Bacon in &#8216;Animal House&#8217; Mode. And<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-22072\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Trump-looking-up-at-Eclipe-without-glasses-300x211.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"365\" height=\"257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Trump-looking-up-at-Eclipe-without-glasses-300x211.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Trump-looking-up-at-Eclipe-without-glasses.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 365px) 100vw, 365px\" \/>(&#8220;I&#8217;m blind!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>what Eclipses do, is block out Some<\/p>\n<p>Thing Else. Trump is Just A Morality<\/p>\n<p><em>Racism Ignorance<\/em> &#8216;Eclipse&#8217;. Nothing<\/p>\n<p>more And we All Wish it only Lasted<\/p>\n<p>2.5 Minutes. Not To &#8216;Worry&#8217;, Captain<\/p>\n<p>Dick Biscuit already blew through all<\/p>\n<p>the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/politics\/2017\/08\/21\/secret-service-cant-pay-agents-because-trumps-frequent-travel-large-family\/529075001\/\">Secret Service funds<\/a>. This shit is<\/p>\n<p>not only bad. It&#8217;s a new low for us all<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-22073\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/the-boston-free-speech-rally-ended-early-when-only-20-white-nationalists-showed-up-lolz-new-york-city-blog-300x196.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"363\" height=\"237\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/the-boston-free-speech-rally-ended-early-when-only-20-white-nationalists-showed-up-lolz-new-york-city-blog-300x196.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/the-boston-free-speech-rally-ended-early-when-only-20-white-nationalists-showed-up-lolz-new-york-city-blog.jpg 580w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 363px) 100vw, 363px\" \/>(Gone!)<\/p>\n<p>Things will Get Better, but it all only<\/p>\n<p>happens&#8230;.TOGETHER. Trumps toast<\/p>\n<p>NOTE : An Ohio Judge Gets Attacked<br \/>\n&amp; Ambushed With Gun, Shot At Then<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/news\/gunman-opens-fire-ohio-judge-160500529.html\"><em>Fires Back<\/em><\/a> And Killin&#8217; The Attempted<br \/>\nMurderer. The One Time I&#8217;m Glad He<br \/>\nHad A Gun, BUT Was Trained To Use<br \/>\nIt &#8216;Perfectly&#8217;. How Did The Attempted<br \/>\nKiller Pass A Check, And Own A GUN?<br \/>\nRIP : Dick Gregory Comedian &amp; Social<br \/>\nActivist <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/tv\/dick-gregory-obituary-141248290.html\">Passed Away<\/a>. He Was Special<br \/>\nAnd So Also <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/news\/jerry-lewis-hollywood-survivor-showman-dies-91-040101974.html\">&#8216;Passed&#8217; Jerry Lewis<\/a>. Also<br \/>\nA &#8216;Special&#8217; Comedian. Both, Will Be So<br \/>\nMissed, They Gave Us All Such Laughs<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3054877400\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you know 80&#8217;s songs you might Even Remember one Total Eclipse (No Shit) Of The Heart By Bonnie Tyler. And now With Trump Plummeting With every new poll &amp; his support of all things White Supremacist; &amp; firing Steve &#8220;bigot master&#8221; Bannon &amp; the Failed &#8216;Racist Rally&#8217; in Boston, This Lying Orange Anus is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}