{"id":2196,"date":"2009-11-13T11:56:50","date_gmt":"2009-11-13T17:56:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2196"},"modified":"2009-11-13T11:56:50","modified_gmt":"2009-11-13T17:56:50","slug":"prejean-tells-larry-king-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/13\/prejean-tells-larry-king-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Prejean Tells Larry King Off&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>FINALLY! That little kind nice television interviewer totally had it coming&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/larry-king-promo-shot.JPG\" alt=\"larry-king-promo-shot.JPG\" height=\"272\" width=\"272\" \/>(Clearly I&#8217;m a super jerk)<\/p>\n<p>I mean, when you think of the face of pure evil; you think Larry King, right?<\/p>\n<p>Welp, our lil&#8217; dipshit princess of poop Prejean, decided to dig her hole deeper&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/carrie-prejean.jpg\" alt=\"carrie-prejean.jpg\" height=\"192\" width=\"272\" \/>(Nice)<\/p>\n<p>By telling Larry off during his own show, in this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=-f49URnS1PE&amp;feature=related\">clip<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Let me see if I can translate this correctly for you:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Larry I won&#8217;t answer questions about my ignorant hypocrisy, poor choices, &amp; utter stupidity in suing a pageant by claiming &#8220;religious discrimination&#8221;, then dropping the suit after posing topless, &amp; doing a video of me paddling the ol&#8217; canoe. I&#8217;m only here to sell a pop up book I clearly didn&#8217;t write, while arrogantly telling people to live exactly like I don&#8217;t. I&#8217;m a liar. A fraud. A bratty child. An ignorant intolerant shallow bitch. Don&#8217;t point that out or I&#8217;ll leave&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There, that&#8217;s better&#8230;and trust me Carrie, we already knew that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/prejean-look-my-iq.jpg\" alt=\"prejean-look-my-iq.jpg\" height=\"238\" width=\"271\" \/>(&#8220;Look, my IQ!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>What do Carrie Prejean, Richard Heene, &amp; Glenn Beck all have in common? Their insane lying BS accounts for 97% of all the methane found in green house gases&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>It&#8217;s Friday The 13th&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>For the 9\/11 mastermind Khalid &#8220;Milk Shake&#8221; Mohammad and five other suspects&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/largeimage57cdecf46ec8495286525edea2ae3b13guantanimo_us_trial_ny116.jpg\" alt=\"largeimage57cdecf46ec8495286525edea2ae3b13guantanimo_us_trial_ny116.jpg\" height=\"344\" width=\"269\" \/>(Jesus buddy, you&#8217;re 98% hair)<\/p>\n<p>Today they go to trial. I&#8217;m guessing they might not get a fair one in NYC&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>In honor of the day, they decided to let Jason handle the trial&#8230;in 3-D<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/jason.jpg\" alt=\"jason.jpg\" height=\"357\" width=\"270\" \/>(Movie Killer class photo from 1987)<\/p>\n<p>Most guess the death penalty, but now it&#8217;s a question of what? Machete to the face, Arrow through the crotch, forcing them to watch 5 hours of <em>Dancing With The Stars<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>The last one has been know to cause mass suicides&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FINALLY! That little kind nice television interviewer totally had it coming&#8230; (Clearly I&#8217;m a super jerk) I mean, when you think of the face of pure evil; you think Larry King, right? Welp, our lil&#8217; dipshit princess of poop Prejean, decided to dig her hole deeper&#8230; (Nice) By telling Larry off during his own show, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2196"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}