{"id":2177,"date":"2009-11-09T15:11:06","date_gmt":"2009-11-09T21:11:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2177"},"modified":"2009-11-09T15:11:06","modified_gmt":"2009-11-09T21:11:06","slug":"sammy-sosa-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/09\/sammy-sosa-is\/","title":{"rendered":"Sammy Sosa is&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>White?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/sammy-soa.jpg\" alt=\"sammy-soa.jpg\" height=\"136\" width=\"403\" \/>(White-ish)<\/p>\n<p>I guess <em>This Is It<\/em> for him&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>People close to him said it was, Skin Rejuvenation.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all fine &amp; good, but if he starts having sleep overs with kids, watch out&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>He looks a little like grandpa Munster&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/sammy-wife.jpg\" alt=\"sammy-wife.jpg\" height=\"158\" width=\"210\" \/>\u00c2\u00a0 <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/grandpamunster.jpg\" alt=\"grandpamunster.jpg\" height=\"158\" width=\"109\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sorry so short and so late, but I still love you baby. I&#8217;d never to anything to hurt our relationship. It&#8217;s just I&#8217;m stressed out. Can we just cuddle tonight?<\/p>\n<p>No sex. Thanks, I knew <em>you&#8217;d<\/em> understand&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Meh, stop back tomorrow. It&#8217;s not like you have anything better to do&#8230;like work&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1120019375\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>White? (White-ish) I guess This Is It for him&#8230; People close to him said it was, Skin Rejuvenation. That&#8217;s all fine &amp; good, but if he starts having sleep overs with kids, watch out&#8230; He looks a little like grandpa Munster&#8230; \u00c2\u00a0 Sorry so short and so late, but I still love you baby. I&#8217;d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}