{"id":2148,"date":"2009-11-03T11:05:39","date_gmt":"2009-11-03T17:05:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2148"},"modified":"2009-11-06T09:42:29","modified_gmt":"2009-11-06T15:42:29","slug":"never-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/03\/never-play\/","title":{"rendered":"Never Play…"},"content":{"rendered":"

“All The Single Ladies” at a Nursing Home…<\/p>\n

\"all-the-single-ladies.jpg\"(Legs shouldn’t bend that way)<\/p>\n

Unless you’re a hip surgeon in dire need of work…<\/p>\n

It’s good advice if you think about it…
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\nInstead Of Poker Face…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Poke HIS face…<\/p>\n

\"poke-his-face.jpg\"(Poke his<\/em> eyes)<\/p>\n

College Football’s a mean sport. Look at this<\/a>…<\/p>\n

In football you never take your hand, then shove your fingers into their face mask trying to poke or gauge out their eyes. That’s pretty rough for barbarians…<\/p>\n

\"poke-you-eye-out.jpg\"(Happens while brushing hair. For true)<\/p>\n

The punishment? He’s benched for only the half in the upcoming Vanderbilt game…<\/p>\n

One half? Really? What’s the punishment for pissing on someone? A quarter?<\/p>\n

Giant Crack In Africa…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Don’t look…<\/p>\n

\"crack.jpg\"(Each cube is 217ft tall)<\/p>\n

You thought it was going to be someone’s huge ass crack didn’t you? For shame…<\/p>\n

I would’ve, but this was the only good photo I could find…<\/p>\n

\"butt-crack.jpg\"(See, underwhelming right?)<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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