Halloweenis Schmalloweenis!<\/strong><\/p>\nKids look at is as a way to get tons of candy quickly. Adults think of it as a way to get plowed in costumes trying to shag someone, then have an extra hour to sleep in…<\/p>\n
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(“Cough up candy or Lil’ Devil gets it”)<\/p>\n
What did you go as?<\/p>\n
I wanted to go as Rush Limbaugh, so I got really drunk, lost weight, got my teeth capped, then proceed to act like a royal fucking douchebag the entire night…<\/p>\n
Didn’t even need a costume, everyone knew exactly who I was…<\/p>\n
Oh yeah, guess I might of went as Watchmen’s Rorschach to boot…<\/p>\n
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(Thanks Timmy Samuel!)<\/p>\n
Comic book nerds look at Halloween as a way to validate our sick love affair…<\/p>\n
Size Queen…<\/strong><\/p>\nYou want to see it? Sure you do. It’s huge. In fact, it’s the biggest ever…<\/p>\n
It’s the worlds largest, and everybody loves it. Here, I’ll show you…<\/p>\n
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(It’s the Worlds Largest Cruise Ship)<\/p>\n
Why, what’d you think I was talking about?<\/p>\n
Have a day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
You can’t imagine how fun this is… (Mha! Put it back) Watch here Meh, it’s the simple things in life. Stuff like seeing a sunset, watching Walken verbally speak the lyrics to Poker Face, or shooting your neighbors nosey dog. It’s a slice of heaven… Halloweenis Schmalloweenis! Kids look at is as a way to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2143"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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(Mha! Put it back)<\/p>\n