{"id":2140,"date":"2009-10-31T10:32:52","date_gmt":"2009-10-31T16:32:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2140"},"modified":"2009-10-31T10:32:52","modified_gmt":"2009-10-31T16:32:52","slug":"greatest-costume-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/31\/greatest-costume-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Greatest Costume Ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s simple, it&#8217;s honest, it&#8217;s perfect&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/captain-stupid.jpg\" alt=\"captain-stupid.jpg\" height=\"406\" width=\"271\" \/>(It&#8217;s <em>Captain Stupid<\/em>!)<\/p>\n<p>Doesn&#8217;t take anything to make, because everything is already in your house&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Other suggestions: Captain Drunk, Captain Jerk, Captain Bad Date, Captain Morgan, Captain Without Tennille, Captain Crunch, Captain Dork, Captain Keg, Captain Fart&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Happy Halloweenis!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/now-pumpkins-scare-me.jpg\" alt=\"now-pumpkins-scare-me.jpg\" height=\"170\" width=\"269\" \/>(There&#8217;s a crack in my pumpkin)<\/p>\n<p>Have a day! A spooky, scary, creepy day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s simple, it&#8217;s honest, it&#8217;s perfect&#8230; (It&#8217;s Captain Stupid!) Doesn&#8217;t take anything to make, because everything is already in your house&#8230; Other suggestions: Captain Drunk, Captain Jerk, Captain Bad Date, Captain Morgan, Captain Without Tennille, Captain Crunch, Captain Dork, Captain Keg, Captain Fart&#8230; Happy Halloweenis! (There&#8217;s a crack in my pumpkin) Have a day! A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2140"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}