{"id":214,"date":"2008-09-17T08:45:34","date_gmt":"2008-09-17T14:45:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=214"},"modified":"2008-09-17T08:46:19","modified_gmt":"2008-09-17T14:46:19","slug":"ping-ping-and-svetlana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/17\/ping-ping-and-svetlana\/","title":{"rendered":"Ping Ping and Svetlana!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’d like to properly introduce you to 2 feet 5.37 inches tall Ping Ping<\/em> who is the shortest man, and the leggiest woman at 52 inches long, Svetlana Pankratova<\/em>. Ping Ping<\/em>, Svetlana<\/em>…here’s everyone…<\/p>\n

\"ping-ping.jpg\"(Ping Ping tells Svetlana what he wants for X-mas)<\/p>\n

They were in Trafalgar Square to promote the release of the 2009 <\/span>“Guinness<\/span> Book of World Records. But that’s not why I told you about them. It was <\/span>Guinness<\/span> officials who said, “We don’t want to make the book a freakshow<\/em>“…<\/span><\/p>\n

Really? Then what the fuck have a I been reading the last 30 years?
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\nA Six Million Dollar Man remake?<\/strong><\/p>\n

If they do, it’ll be titled the 83.7 Billion Dollar Man<\/em> due too inflation….<\/p>\n

\"six-million-dollar-man_l.jpg\"(Bad time to have Nam<\/em> flashbacks Steve)<\/p>\n

Besides, it doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, unless you add the funky cool “da-na-na-na-na-na” sound effect…then anything<\/em> works. Try it!<\/p>\n

Todays post was brought to you by the good people from 80’s pop band DeBarge<\/em>…<\/p>\n

\"debarge.jpg\"(Wha-oh! They accidentally<\/em> spilled paint on the walls)<\/p>\n

They always told kids to “Say No To Drugs!”…<\/p>\n

Yet one quick look at their outfits says they clearly didn’t…so booger sugar all around!<\/p>\n

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