{"id":2117,"date":"2009-10-27T13:47:14","date_gmt":"2009-10-27T19:47:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2117"},"modified":"2009-10-27T13:47:14","modified_gmt":"2009-10-27T19:47:14","slug":"guess-what-iceland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/27\/guess-what-iceland\/","title":{"rendered":"Guess What Iceland…"},"content":{"rendered":"

No Big Mac for you!<\/p>\n

\"soup-nazi-best.jpg\"(Deal with it Iceland)<\/p>\n

Mayor McCheese, of Iceland capital Reykjavik, says a Big Mac retails for 650 krona ($5.29). But a 20% increase is needed to make a decent profit, which now pushes that to 780 krona ($6.36). The Krona’s weak, as is McCheese’s failing marriage…<\/p>\n

\"mayor-mccheese.jpg\"(Get a snowsuit)<\/p>\n

So they said no go. The Big Mac is too much $. Now just think how many poor Icelanders will have to settle for the Bjork Burger, or Whale Blubber Bites<\/p>\n

The Bjork burger has only tofu, tears, and swan; all served on an imaginary bun<\/p>\n

\"bjork.jpg\"(Can we feed your dress crackers?)<\/p>\n

Tell me the McDonald’s franchise management guy who visits locations isn’t happy as fuck. He’s saying, “I don’t have to go to a frozen chunk of ice to listen to people bitching at me about how expensive our materials are for two weeks?…<\/p>\n

Fine by me, I’m hitting the LA stores”<\/p>\n

\"kid-pounding-big-mac.jpg\"(Get in all in there buddy)<\/p>\n

If Eskimo’s really really want one, have a friend mail them cold ones. Which could mean the Eskimo “Big Mac black market” could heat-up Iceland big time…<\/p>\n

Now if they can just figure out what the fuck Grimace is…<\/p>\n

\"grimace2.jpg\"(Nice!)<\/p>\n

Barney’s mildly retarded brother, or a talking blob of dragon spunk…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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No Big Mac for you! (Deal with it Iceland) Mayor McCheese, of Iceland capital Reykjavik, says a Big Mac retails for 650 krona ($5.29). But a 20% increase is needed to make a decent profit, which now pushes that to 780 krona ($6.36). The Krona’s weak, as is McCheese’s failing marriage… (Get a snowsuit) So […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}