{"id":21123,"date":"2017-05-19T15:48:44","date_gmt":"2017-05-19T21:48:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=21123"},"modified":"2017-05-19T17:47:04","modified_gmt":"2017-05-19T23:47:04","slug":"best-laxative-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/19\/best-laxative-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Laxative Ever…"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Are you bound up?!?! Can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t Poop? Blue Eyes, Brown?<\/p>\n

Fret no more I have an instant laxative recipe for you<\/p>\n

\"\"(Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t fart)<\/p>\n

1\/2 a bottle of scotch, White Castle sliders & Steven<\/p>\n

Seagal movies. You’ll be on the toilet within seconds<\/p>\n

& shitting like a Bloated Cokedup Donkey. Ahh good<\/p>\n

times, goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood times<\/p>\n

NOTE: Trump Stated To The Two Russian Leaders In
\nHis Office<\/a>, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I just Fired The Head Of The FBI. He was
\ncrazy, a real nut job. I faced great pressure cause of
\nRussia. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s taken off”. No, He Will Taken Off 2 Jail
\nUPDATE : Paul Ryan Openly Lied About<\/a> A Republican
\n“Meeting” Where, McCarthy Said, “Oh Yes, Putin Pays:
\nRohrabacher and Trump….Swear to god!”. Ryan SAID
\n“That Never Happened!”. Recording Came Out & Now
\nHe’s Upset About The Leak?!? No, He’s Pissed He GOT
\nCaught. And Make No ‘Mistake’ THIS Is Treason Folks<\/p>\n

Now go have a weekend!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Are you bound up?!?! Can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t Poop? Blue Eyes, Brown? Fret no more I have an instant laxative recipe for you (Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t fart) 1\/2 a bottle of scotch, White Castle sliders & Steven Seagal movies. You’ll be on the toilet within seconds & shitting like a Bloated Cokedup Donkey. Ahh good times, goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood times NOTE: Trump […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}