{"id":2111,"date":"2009-10-26T12:57:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-26T18:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2111"},"modified":"2009-10-26T12:57:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-26T18:57:00","slug":"did-you-see-saw-vi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/26\/did-you-see-saw-vi\/","title":{"rendered":"Did You See Saw VI?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I like weird sayings like that…<\/p>\n

\"funny-cat-hostage-sign.jpg\"(Or this)<\/p>\n

Kind of like “I can see what you’re saying”, or “Speak up, I cunt here you”…<\/p>\n

The last one can only be used on evil ex’es…who aren’t holding a knife or gun…<\/p>\n

They have Saw VI out now. I was talking with some friends this weekend, and we decided that the Saw franchise it’s like the Friday The 13th series, but different…<\/p>\n

\"saw-vi.jpg\"(Now 6 X’s as likely to make a 7th)<\/p>\n

Kids are so desensitized, they demand a psychological thriller with a plot. In my day, all we needed was a hatchet in the face, arrow in the crotch, or make it in 3-D…<\/p>\n

Remember those old cardboard 3-D glasses would slowly cut though your fucking ear during the movie? By the end I couldn’t hear. They were laying on the floor in a pool of blood. That’s<\/em> why the movies were good. No one could hear the shitty endings…<\/p>\n

\"3-d-glasses.jpg\"(Stupid paper cut glasses)<\/p>\n

Now when people ask, “Did you see Saw?”, I reply, “No, but I did see a blind catholic jerkin’ it at an Applebee’s yelling, ‘What’s the worst that can happen?<\/em>‘<\/em>”
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\nPicked Out My Halloween Costume<\/strong><\/p>\n

Finally. I’m going as “Unemployed”. I’m just afraid everyone else is going to be wearing my costume. I kid, I joke, I’m pulling your leg. Here’s my costume…<\/p>\n

\"big-gay-guy-in-a-blue-valure-bunny-suit.jpg\"(Classy Dr. Douchebag!)<\/p>\n

Now it’s just a matter of getting used to being called “Liberace’s Bitch Bunny”, or “The Queerest Thing In The Entire Universe” for an entire night…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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I like weird sayings like that… (Or this) Kind of like “I can see what you’re saying”, or “Speak up, I cunt here you”… The last one can only be used on evil ex’es…who aren’t holding a knife or gun… They have Saw VI out now. I was talking with some friends this weekend, and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}