{"id":2053,"date":"2009-10-14T11:23:01","date_gmt":"2009-10-14T17:23:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2053"},"modified":"2009-10-14T11:23:01","modified_gmt":"2009-10-14T17:23:01","slug":"fork-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/14\/fork-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Fork Off!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Suspended 1st grader Zachary Christie who was punished under a zero tolerance rule for bringing his cub scout fork\/spoon\/knife to school got a pass…<\/p>\n

\"spork-kid.jpg\"(Dapper fella who’s slicker than pig shit!)<\/p>\n

Finally common sense rules…<\/p>\n

Holy crap, that means people will start using their heads for more than a door stop. Like when you’re speeding to get to a dying family member at the hospital, a cop doesn’t pull you over in the parking lot holding and lecturing you until they die…<\/p>\n

\"zacharey-kid-spork.jpg\"(Forkin’ A!)<\/p>\n

Pretty soon, people are going to actually think shit through. Scary!<\/p>\n

Well, everyone except John And Kate. They have zero shot at ever smartening up…<\/p>\n

\"john-kate.jpg\"(We’re both set to “douche”)<\/p>\n

I say we place them in a massive catapult, then launch it. My guess it they hit somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic. I say let the ocean deal with em…<\/p>\n

They’ll be back on dry land within 10 hours. The ocean won’t want em either…<\/p>\n

Play Until You Hear The Whistle Kids…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bizarre ending to a high school football game<\/a>…<\/p>\n

\"kid-running.jpg\"(“Shit, there’s five pitbulls chasin’ me”)<\/p>\n

Wild. I feel bad for the other coach…<\/p>\n

Meh, not really, teach your team to play hard until they hear a whistle…<\/p>\n

Like my friend used to say, “Tough shit”, then you respond, “Chew harder”…<\/p>\n

Doucheo Wants To Buy The Rams?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Neat, Rush-a-roni wants to be a part of a group who wants to own the Rams…<\/p>\n

\"rush-rams.jpg\"(The St. Louis Douchebags?)<\/p>\n

I say…<\/p>\n

Fine. It’s his right. I don’t discriminate. He’s a loud mouthed fart hammock, but that shouldn’t stop him from legally owning something he wants to spend $ on…<\/p>\n

I feel bad for the people of St. Louis. Haven’t they been though enough with the Cardinals leaving, then the MLB Cardinals loosing 3 straight?<\/p>\n

\"rushcat.jpg\"(Limbaugh’s cat Rusty)<\/p>\n

Now A-hole wants to own them?<\/p>\n

I feel bad for the fans and players. That’s like a battered wife, with no $, being ticketed by the cop for “Her face getting in the way” during the beatings<\/p>\n

Do the Rams even have season ticket holders? If you want to pay to see horrible shitty performances, why not get on the bus and head to Branson Missouri<\/p>\n

Being two huge losers, they seem destined for each other…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Suspended 1st grader Zachary Christie who was punished under a zero tolerance rule for bringing his cub scout fork\/spoon\/knife to school got a pass… (Dapper fella who’s slicker than pig shit!) Finally common sense rules… Holy crap, that means people will start using their heads for more than a door stop. Like when you’re speeding […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2053"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2053"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2053\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}