{"id":205,"date":"2008-09-13T07:48:06","date_gmt":"2008-09-13T13:48:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=205"},"modified":"2008-09-13T07:48:06","modified_gmt":"2008-09-13T13:48:06","slug":"anyone-wanna-play-with-my-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/13\/anyone-wanna-play-with-my-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"Anyone wanna play with my balls?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cool! Here you go&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/3ballsandracquet.jpg\" alt=\"3ballsandracquet.jpg\" height=\"250\" width=\"266\" \/>(Three balls are better than two)<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and please don&#8217;t put them in your mouth&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/dog-with-tennis-balls.jpg\" alt=\"dog-with-tennis-balls.jpg\" height=\"130\" width=\"179\" \/>(Save room for dessert)<\/p>\n<p>Like my stupid neighbors dog did. They get teeth marks, and I really need to play with them this afternoon&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks!<\/p>\n<p>Ike was bad. Hope you&#8217;re ok Texas&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2101143526\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cool! Here you go&#8230; (Three balls are better than two) Oh, and please don&#8217;t put them in your mouth&#8230; (Save room for dessert) Like my stupid neighbors dog did. They get teeth marks, and I really need to play with them this afternoon&#8230; Thanks! Ike was bad. Hope you&#8217;re ok Texas&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}