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(Tissue, stat!)<\/p>\nBeat several children in the audience half to death…then KO’ed Oprah…<\/p>\n
(Tissue, stat!)<\/p>\n
He’s a train wreck. Everyone loves an accident. This entire life is a series of huge accidents, the latest one is always worse than the last. I don’t know how the drama stays fresh for this guy, did he hire all the out of work writers from Guiding Light?<\/p>\n
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(He threatened to eat your face Mac)<\/p>\n
Tyson has more baggage then Flight 341 from New York to Boca Raton…<\/p>\n
He’s nuttier than a pistachio factory. But he’s very human, and damaged…<\/p>\n
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(Is he 5 months pregnant?)<\/p>\n
He’s just a normal fucked up man trying to find stability and happiness like the rest of us chumps. The difference is, he had a $400 million head start…<\/p>\n
Which he blew faster than John And Kate’s career…<\/p>\n
He went on Oprah to plug his movie. That’s it. If he doesn’t find happiness, count me out of his latest spectacle where he boxes his pregnant wife for big $…<\/p>\n
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(Me recommend this movie)<\/p>\n
Meh, I still say Mike Tyson plays the best Mike Tyson… Over the weekend, the insurance companies railed against reform again. Shocker, they don’t want any kind of regulation. Period. They do want the part that forces people to carry healthcare insurance. The key is they get 38 million new customers, while offering even higher prices. To that I say, bend over and go fuck yourself…<\/p>\n Q: What’s the difference between Insurance companies today and a bank robber?<\/p>\n A: The mask<\/p>\n Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Beat several children in the audience half to death…then KO’ed Oprah… (Tissue, stat!) He’s a train wreck. Everyone loves an accident. This entire life is a series of huge accidents, the latest one is always worse than the last. I don’t know how the drama stays fresh for this guy, did he hire all the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2047"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2047"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2047\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\nKnock It Off Insurance Assclowns!<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"max.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/max.jpg\")
(Mad Max doesn’t get it)<\/p>\n