{"id":2023,"date":"2009-10-07T10:22:58","date_gmt":"2009-10-07T16:22:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2023"},"modified":"2009-10-07T10:22:58","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T16:22:58","slug":"praying-or-playing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/07\/praying-or-playing\/","title":{"rendered":"Praying Or Playing?"},"content":{"rendered":"

MC Hammer sang, “You Got To Pray”. Then again, he wasn’t in the NFL, had hair gayer then Kid-N-Play, and wore goofy-ass-pants that could house a family of 5…<\/p>\n

\"mc-hammer-pants.jpg\"(“Can’t Touche This”, “Don’t Want Too”)<\/p>\n

An Oakland Raiders cornerback says he was penalized Sunday for making a religious display while celebrating an interception. After a pick in the end zone, Chris Johnson celebrated by dropping to his knees and raising his arms in triumph…<\/p>\n

\"raider.jpg\"(We suck “this much”)<\/p>\n

Flag for Excessive Celebration. Did he break the rule? Yep. Is it a big deal since the Raiders suck harder than a crack whore looking for a few duckets? Nope…<\/p>\n

Why didn’t god stick up for him you might ask? Pretty sure god doesn’t need praise. When you create the entire fuckin’ universe, interceptions are pretty pedestrian…<\/p>\n

Listen Up Obama!<\/strong><\/p>\n

You best have a Public Option in any final bill for Health care legislation. If you don’t, I suggest you stretch, grab your ankles, pucker up, and kiss your ass goodbye…<\/p>\n

\"blue-meanies.jpg\"(Awww, how blow uppity cute)<\/p>\n

Your support’ll plummet like interest in Jon and Kate, and Chicago’s Olympic hopes…<\/p>\n

People elected you based on your promises. That means end don’t ask don’t tell, fix Health Care with a Public Option, end Iraq, and shift the front to Afghanistan.<\/p>\n

\"obama-change.jpg\"(Don’t we all)<\/p>\n

1 out of 3 won’t cut it ace…<\/p>\n

That puts you on pace with lawyers, action movie villains, and used car salesmen…<\/p>\n

Lock it up…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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