{"id":2008,"date":"2009-10-03T12:12:15","date_gmt":"2009-10-03T18:12:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=2008"},"modified":"2009-10-03T12:12:15","modified_gmt":"2009-10-03T18:12:15","slug":"john-boehner-tanning-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/03\/john-boehner-tanning-cream\/","title":{"rendered":"John Boehner Tanning Cream!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hot! It&#8217;s smooth! It&#8217;s George Hamiltonriffic!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/george-hamilton-tan.jpg\" alt=\"george-hamilton-tan.jpg\" height=\"236\" width=\"176\" \/>\u00c2\u00a0 <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/john-boehner-wi-0907-lg.jpg\" alt=\"john-boehner-wi-0907-lg.jpg\" height=\"236\" width=\"191\" \/>(Separated at birth?)<\/p>\n<p>Is it &#8220;Tan In A Can&#8221;? No way Stan! Blame it on a Rio man&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/fake-bake.jpg\" alt=\"fake-bake.jpg\" height=\"244\" width=\"244\" \/>(Classy!)<\/p>\n<p>I guess he&#8217;s become Stewie Griffin&#8217;s &#8220;Tanning Man&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/tanned-stewie.jpg\" alt=\"tanned-stewie.jpg\" height=\"166\" width=\"245\" \/>(Oil it up my man!)<\/p>\n<p>We all know the banana hammock grape smuggler comes next&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>*shudder*<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1106108441\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hot! It&#8217;s smooth! It&#8217;s George Hamiltonriffic! \u00c2\u00a0 (Separated at birth?) Is it &#8220;Tan In A Can&#8221;? No way Stan! Blame it on a Rio man&#8230; (Classy!) I guess he&#8217;s become Stewie Griffin&#8217;s &#8220;Tanning Man&#8221;&#8230; (Oil it up my man!) We all know the banana hammock grape smuggler comes next&#8230; *shudder* Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2008\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}