{"id":20020,"date":"2017-01-13T16:00:46","date_gmt":"2017-01-13T22:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=20020"},"modified":"2017-01-13T16:03:37","modified_gmt":"2017-01-13T22:03:37","slug":"why-golf-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2017\/01\/13\/why-golf-is\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Golf Is&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As good as sex. You&#8217;re gettin&#8217; Balls in<\/p>\n<p>holes. You Use Your &#8220;Sticks&#8221; To Score<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-20021\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Golf_Small20120830-300x210.jpg\" alt=\"Golf_Small20120830\" width=\"313\" height=\"219\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Golf_Small20120830-300x210.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Golf_Small20120830.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 313px) 100vw, 313px\" \/>(Don&#8217;t blow it)<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t like your Round erase it &amp;<\/p>\n<p>start all over Again. If you ever do get<\/p>\n<p>caught in the &#8216;Rough&#8217; improve your lie<\/p>\n<p>And finally if you need a caddie you&#8217;re<\/p>\n<p>doing it wrong. Go rock your weekend<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: <a href=\"http:\/\/observer.com\/2017\/01\/obamacare-hater-goes-viral-after-learning-he-has-it\/\">Trump Dumbfuck<\/a>, Doesn&#8217;t Know<br \/>\nACA Coverage The Same As Obamacare<br \/>\nWhat A Mega Massive Mis-informed Ass<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-985174608\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As good as sex. You&#8217;re gettin&#8217; Balls in holes. You Use Your &#8220;Sticks&#8221; To Score (Don&#8217;t blow it) If you don&#8217;t like your Round erase it &amp; start all over Again. If you ever do get caught in the &#8216;Rough&#8217; improve your lie And finally if you need a caddie you&#8217;re doing it wrong. Go [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20020"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20020\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}