{"id":1985,"date":"2009-09-29T11:30:14","date_gmt":"2009-09-29T17:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1985"},"modified":"2009-09-29T11:30:14","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T17:30:14","slug":"palins-new-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/29\/palins-new-book\/","title":{"rendered":"Palin’s New Book…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Is titled, “You Bet Your Ass I Didn’t Write This”…<\/p>\n

\"palin-smile.jpg\"(The lying machine)<\/p>\n

If she wrote that book…<\/p>\n

I’m 18, drugs are legal, and Clinton never got blown by Lewinsky.<\/p>\n

It’s 400 pages with no 34 point Helvetica font, no pictures, and no pop-ups…<\/p>\n

Yeah, she didn’t touch this…<\/p>\n

\"palin-walking-with-newpaper.jpg\"(Note the “prop” newspaper)<\/p>\n

The working title they have is called “Going Rogue-An American Life”…<\/p>\n

I have some other titles that could work:<\/p>\n

-“Going Vogue:Politics Is Like Beauty Pageant Basketball”
\n-“McCain And I Did It In The Bus!”
\n-“How To Be A Sexy Quitter”
\n-“Moose Stew For The Soul”
\n-“The Smartest Thing To Ever Come Out Of My Mouth Is Todds Dick”<\/p>\n

\"cat-shock1.jpg\"(Wha?)<\/p>\n

Zing!<\/p>\n

Is There A Toilet Big Enough…<\/strong><\/p>\n

To flush Jon and Kate down it? Let’s try this one…<\/p>\n

\"worlds-largest-toilet.JPG\"(Woooooooosh)<\/p>\n

Without Jon, it’s now titled “Kate Plus Eight”. I vote “The Train Wreck Family”…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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