{"id":1931,"date":"2009-09-17T11:18:50","date_gmt":"2009-09-17T17:18:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1931"},"modified":"2009-09-17T11:18:50","modified_gmt":"2009-09-17T17:18:50","slug":"the-moron-parade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/17\/the-moron-parade\/","title":{"rendered":"The Moron Parade&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over last weekend, we saw the 9.12 Project marching in D.C against Obama&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/story.jpg\" alt=\"story.jpg\" height=\"182\" width=\"269\" \/>(Ah, a good ol&#8217; fashioned Nazi sign)<\/p>\n<p>What was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lUPMjC9mq5Y\">that like<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>The interviewer is incorrect. Nixon appointed the 1st czar, it was an Energy Czar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s lead by GOP lobbyist group FreedomWorks, FOX news, and Glenn Wreck&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/glenn-beck.jpg\" alt=\"glenn-beck.jpg\" height=\"179\" width=\"270\" \/>(Chris Farley &#8220;air quotes&#8221;?)<\/p>\n<p>The purpose?<\/p>\n<p>For uneducated ill-informed morons, bigots, and racists to protest a president who was elected by the majority of Americans and prove to the rest of America that they&#8217;re a collection of uneducated ill-informed morons, bigots, and racists&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/pregnant-redneck-couple.jpg\" alt=\"pregnant-redneck-couple.jpg\" height=\"401\" width=\"272\" \/>(&#8220;Obama&#8217;s a muslin hitlers&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Asshat Beck incorrectly claims 1.7 million people attended the event. Michelle &#8220;I&#8217;m nuttier than poop after 3lbs of cashews&#8221; Malkin said over 2 million. D.C Fire and Medical Services unofficially listed the crowd at between 60,000-75,000&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>FOX isn&#8217;t news or journalism. Still that amount of people is great, just not lying Fox style great. Beck said his numbers are from the &#8220;University of I don&#8217;t know&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/redneck-against-a-truck.jpg\" alt=\"redneck-against-a-truck.jpg\" height=\"203\" width=\"270\" \/>(Becks audience)<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the deal. Many of these people have rational concerns about government spending. I agree, and share their concerns. However, that&#8217;s not the majority of people at these events. These events are &#8220;birthers&#8221;, death panels, Obama is a Nazi signs, racial signs, and czars are the one&#8217;s on TV. They&#8217;re two different groups&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The first group I like. We can listen to each other. The 2nd is loud and fucking dumb..<\/p>\n<p><strong>Just The Tip<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sounds like an &#8220;almost fucking&#8221; game you played in highschool&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s actually a $29,387 tip someone received on April 17 from Notre Dame&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/nd.JPG\" alt=\"nd.JPG\" height=\"252\" width=\"177\" \/>(Check please!)<\/p>\n<p>Sara Gaspar did caterting for them, and was supposed to get a $29.87, but got the above instead. ND said it was a typing error, but now Sara says she already spent it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I know this seems pretty obvious, but I have a couple questions&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>1) The addition of three zeros for a tip might have been a warning Sara<br \/>\n2) Since you spent the $, offer a series of blow jobs in lieu of payment<br \/>\n3) This is a old &#8220;ATM kicks out extra $&#8221; issue. It&#8217;s only good if you don&#8217;t get caught<\/p>\n<p>Meh, if you pick #2 most are priests so you&#8217;re off the hook&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>While the other guys are so old that w\/o cilais you&#8217;re home free&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1779104735\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over last weekend, we saw the 9.12 Project marching in D.C against Obama&#8230; (Ah, a good ol&#8217; fashioned Nazi sign) What was that like? The interviewer is incorrect. Nixon appointed the 1st czar, it was an Energy Czar&#8230; It&#8217;s lead by GOP lobbyist group FreedomWorks, FOX news, and Glenn Wreck&#8230; (Chris Farley &#8220;air quotes&#8221;?) 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