{"id":19283,"date":"2016-09-30T16:40:46","date_gmt":"2016-09-30T22:40:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=19283"},"modified":"2016-09-30T16:40:46","modified_gmt":"2016-09-30T22:40:46","slug":"worst-fake-rapper-names-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2016\/09\/30\/worst-fake-rapper-names-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst &#8220;Fake Rapper&#8221; Names&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"storycontent\">\n<p>I wanted to be a rapper called \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Liquid Paper\u00e2\u20ac\u009d but my skillz were<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11839\" title=\"Stupid Rap name\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Stupid-Rap-name.gif\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Stupid-Rap-name.gif 734w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Stupid-Rap-name-300x155.gif 300w\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"164\" \/>(Yes, please)<\/p>\n<p>about as tight as maternity pants on my 34 inch waste. Meh, you<\/p>\n<p>can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t win em all, or even some. Here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Worst Fake Rappers list:<\/p>\n<p>-Lil\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Shit Stain<br \/>\n-Dr. Dick Biscuit<br \/>\n-Rumple Foreskin<br \/>\n-Nutter &amp; The Fresh Masters Of Spunk<br \/>\n-Freshy Fart Whistle<br \/>\n-Lil\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Tampon<br \/>\n-Adult Diaper<br \/>\n-Twerked My Back<br \/>\n-Mutha Fucker Please<br \/>\n-Tainty McDouchely<\/p>\n<p>Just a few for you to enjoy. Now go make your own &amp; start a career<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: This Brave Girl Spoke Her Mind And It Is Something<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hdO6IqCAnaE\">Amazing, And Healthy, And Worth Listening To Every Word<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wanted to be a rapper called \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Liquid Paper\u00e2\u20ac\u009d but my skillz were (Yes, please) about as tight as maternity pants on my 34 inch waste. Meh, you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t win em all, or even some. Here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Worst Fake Rappers list: -Lil\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Shit Stain -Dr. Dick Biscuit -Rumple Foreskin -Nutter &amp; The Fresh Masters Of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19283"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19284,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19283\/revisions\/19284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}