{"id":1926,"date":"2009-09-16T10:27:16","date_gmt":"2009-09-16T16:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1926"},"modified":"2009-09-16T10:29:20","modified_gmt":"2009-09-16T16:29:20","slug":"hes-a-jackass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/16\/hes-a-jackass\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;He&#8217;s a jackass&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Was used to describe Kanye&#8217;s actions by someone very influential.<\/p>\n<p>Hard to disagree, but who said it? Jay-Z? Run DMC? MTV? His mother?<\/p>\n<p>Try the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2009\/09\/14\/obama-kanye-is-a-jackass_n_286623.html\">president of the United States<\/a>. Oh yeah&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/s-obama-kanye-large.jpg\" alt=\"s-obama-kanye-large.jpg\" height=\"180\" width=\"244\" \/>(&#8220;Let me be a jackass bitch&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>The irony of this is the far right shit sticks like Rush, Hannity, Beck, and teabaggers will now defend the guy who said, &#8220;George Bush doesn&#8217;t care about black people&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Priceless&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Guess the president of the United States isn&#8217;t allowed, off the record, to speak his mind. Wow, I also guess you loose that right to be honest and funny&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The actual reporter who &#8220;tweeted&#8221; what he said off the record was Terry Moran&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/terry-moran.jpg\" alt=\"terry-moran.jpg\" height=\"308\" width=\"246\" \/>(Keep my tweets to my tweelf)<\/p>\n<p>When the president found out he said, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m fuckin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 takin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 this ball and shovin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 it down your fuckin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 throat\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. By the way, if someone says &#8220;I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m fu#kin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 takin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 this ball and shovin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 it down your fu*kin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 throat&#8221; it&#8217;s better to be a tennis ref than an NBA ref&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Harry Potterlandworld!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Oh shit, here we go&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/harry-potter-ride.jpg\" alt=\"harry-potter-ride.jpg\" height=\"192\" width=\"243\" \/>(Suck it Haunted Mansion!)<\/p>\n<p>A brand new Harry Potter section along with ride are opening in Universal Miami. The name of the new ride is called <em>&#8220;Forbidden Journey&#8221;<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/harry-potter-funny.jpg\" alt=\"harry-potter-funny.jpg\" height=\"368\" width=\"246\" \/>(Warming luuuuuuuuuube)<\/p>\n<p>It doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t sound like a ride, it sounds like a bunch of horned up wizard kids loosing their virginity. Some advice, wrap your wand or you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll get Hogwarts\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3073780581\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was used to describe Kanye&#8217;s actions by someone very influential. Hard to disagree, but who said it? Jay-Z? Run DMC? MTV? His mother? Try the president of the United States. Oh yeah&#8230; (&#8220;Let me be a jackass bitch&#8221;) The irony of this is the far right shit sticks like Rush, Hannity, Beck, and teabaggers will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1926"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1926\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}