{"id":1919,"date":"2009-09-15T11:23:40","date_gmt":"2009-09-15T17:23:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1919"},"modified":"2009-09-16T10:27:44","modified_gmt":"2009-09-16T16:27:44","slug":"no-on-puts-baby-in-a-corner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/15\/no-on-puts-baby-in-a-corner\/","title":{"rendered":"No One Puts Baby In A Corner…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Except maybe a new nose job…<\/p>\n

\"dirtydancing.jpg\"(Sniff the armpit of death)<\/p>\n

You remember him saying that in Dirty Dancing. Maybe you remember The Outsiders, Red Dawn, Road House, or that sexy odd-as-shit pottery scene in Ghost…<\/p>\n

\"news_swayze300.jpg\"(Boo!)<\/p>\n

However you remember him, he was something special. Patrick Swayze passed at the age of 57 after an almost two year battle with deadly pancreatic cancer.<\/p>\n

Look Cancer, let’s make a deal. You take all the assholes you want(Joe Wilson, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh I’m looking in your direction), but leave the good ones alone…<\/p>\n

My favorite thing he ever did was on SNL…<\/p>\n

\"chippendale-skit.JPG\"(Eyes…burning…hurting…)<\/p>\n

Odd, sad, and funny…<\/p>\n

Harrison Fords Want To Do Indiana Jones 5?<\/strong><\/p>\n

I thought he was 109…<\/p>\n

\"indiana-jones.jpg\"(I like naps!)<\/p>\n

Neat, should we called it “Indiana Jones And The Medicare Hip-replacement”, or “Indiana Jones And The Search For The Best Early Bird Special”?<\/p>\n

Let sleeping whips lie…<\/p>\n

Kanye West Has…<\/strong><\/p>\n

More new half-assed apologizes than Serena Williams…<\/p>\n

\"s-kanye-west-apology-on-leno-large.jpg\"(Somebody looks sad)<\/p>\n

I’m surprised when he was on Leno he didn’t stand up, then interrupt himself…<\/p>\n

Only to be mad about it, then apologize a day later in all caps…<\/p>\n

\"kanyeleno270-thumb-270x270.jpg\"(It ain’t all about you<\/em> ego trip)<\/p>\n

It would of been funny if Leno reached over & slapped Kanye last night then said, “Sorry, that slap was actually for Joe Wilson, but you’ll do”…<\/p>\n

He apologized, so like a super shitty relationship, let’s all move on…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Except maybe a new nose job… (Sniff the armpit of death) You remember him saying that in Dirty Dancing. Maybe you remember The Outsiders, Red Dawn, Road House, or that sexy odd-as-shit pottery scene in Ghost… (Boo!) However you remember him, he was something special. Patrick Swayze passed at the age of 57 after an […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1919"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1919"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1919\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}