{"id":188,"date":"2008-09-10T09:14:05","date_gmt":"2008-09-10T15:14:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=188"},"modified":"2008-09-10T09:14:05","modified_gmt":"2008-09-10T15:14:05","slug":"bangkok-dangerousbangcock-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/10\/bangkok-dangerousbangcock-sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Bangkok Dangerous&#8230;Bangcock sucks!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The filmmakers even manage to turn seamy Bangkok into the <strong>least<\/strong> exotic setting imaginable.  F-&#8221;  -Entertainment Weekly<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is as stale as Tuesday&#8217;s Phad Thai&#8230;&#8221; -Orlando Sentinel<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Bankgok Ridiculous<\/em>&#8221; is more like it.&#8221; -Kansas City Star<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/bangkok-dangerous.jpg\" alt=\"bangkok-dangerous.jpg\" height=\"290\" width=\"199\" \/>(I shoot gun. It go bang-kok!)<\/p>\n<p>Wow, when you somehow offend the Kansas City Star fancy film-making sensibilities, that scraping sound you hear is the bottom of the barrel. If I were the director, I&#8217;d stick to doing local kids shows like &#8220;Singing Badly&#8221;, &#8220;What Fu#king Color is This?&#8221;, or &#8220;Count With Me If You&#8217;re Not Missing Fingers&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Be honest, is it just me, or does this dress make me a <em>tad<\/em> fat?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/fat-dress.jpg\" alt=\"fat-dress.jpg\" height=\"328\" width=\"144\" \/>(Everyone love a &#8220;tit gut&#8221;, or what we call a &#8220;Tut&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Now go register to vote!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The filmmakers even manage to turn seamy Bangkok into the least exotic setting imaginable. F-&#8221; -Entertainment Weekly &#8220;This is as stale as Tuesday&#8217;s Phad Thai&#8230;&#8221; -Orlando Sentinel &#8220;Bankgok Ridiculous&#8221; is more like it.&#8221; -Kansas City Star (I shoot gun. It go bang-kok!) Wow, when you somehow offend the Kansas City Star fancy film-making sensibilities, that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}