{"id":1870,"date":"2009-09-05T09:39:37","date_gmt":"2009-09-05T15:39:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1870"},"modified":"2009-09-05T10:03:26","modified_gmt":"2009-09-05T16:03:26","slug":"golf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/05\/golf\/","title":{"rendered":"Golf&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is one way to avoid your significant other&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/golf-poster.jpg\" alt=\"golf-poster.jpg\" height=\"355\" width=\"242\" \/>(High-larious)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s also a way to wear goofy-assed clothes that you&#8217;d never wear anywhere else&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/goofy-golf-outfits.jpg\" alt=\"goofy-golf-outfits.jpg\" height=\"325\" width=\"244\" \/>(A hooker wouldn&#8217;t touch you two)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m convinced it&#8217;s a great sport. It&#8217;s thrilling to watch during naps and in-between other sports seasons when nothing else is on but <em>Lingerie Bowling<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>*shudder*<\/p>\n<p>Meh, college football starts today so it don&#8217;t matter&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/floridastatelady.jpg\" alt=\"floridastatelady.jpg\" height=\"383\" width=\"240\" \/>(College Football wha?)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s time to pick that ever-so-special spot on your couch, nestle in, and listen to the soothing sounds of dudes beating the ever living shit out of each other&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is one way to avoid your significant other&#8230; (High-larious) It&#8217;s also a way to wear goofy-assed clothes that you&#8217;d never wear anywhere else&#8230; (A hooker wouldn&#8217;t touch you two) I&#8217;m convinced it&#8217;s a great sport. It&#8217;s thrilling to watch during naps and in-between other sports seasons when nothing else is on but Lingerie Bowling&#8230; *shudder* [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1870"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1870"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1870\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}