{"id":1848,"date":"2009-09-01T09:23:04","date_gmt":"2009-09-01T15:23:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1848"},"modified":"2009-09-01T09:23:04","modified_gmt":"2009-09-01T15:23:04","slug":"disney-buys-marvel-comics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/01\/disney-buys-marvel-comics\/","title":{"rendered":"Disney Buys Marvel Comics…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ensuring every superhero will now be supposedly well adjusted, get married, & live happily-ever-after to a hot teen soundtrack. It’s what most of us call Mormons…<\/p>\n

\"marvel_comics.jpg\"(So, much, spandex)<\/p>\n

Odd, they’re one dropped “M” away from morons…<\/p>\n

I can’t wait till The Avengers add a pregnant Jaime Lynn Spears as Zoey 101…or Captain America is teaming up with the Jonas Brothers to defeat the Red Skull…<\/p>\n

\"rummy-captian-america-spidey.jpg\"(Captain scoping Rummy’s junk?)<\/p>\n

Afterwards they’ll all join hands and start singing about it in a snappy new tune called “His Head’s Red, But He Still Has A Heart”<\/em> featuring Kelly Clarkson…<\/p>\n

\"captain-america.jpg\"(Come here you big lug, “noogie time”!)<\/p>\n

I just got sick on my older comics. Good thing they’re covered in mylar…<\/p>\n

\"spider-man-eating.jpg\"(Spiderman’s my accountant Pete!)<\/p>\n

It’s only a matter of time before the Hulk will have a thoughtful monologue on the importance of “being yourself” before hurling a semi off a bridge…<\/p>\n

\"cpatain-miss-marvel.jpg\"(“That’s not a gun digging in your back”)<\/p>\n

Here’s the good news. Lots of $ to throw at the production value. Good thing…<\/p>\n

Disney writers. Bad thing…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ensuring every superhero will now be supposedly well adjusted, get married, & live happily-ever-after to a hot teen soundtrack. It’s what most of us call Mormons… (So, much, spandex) Odd, they’re one dropped “M” away from morons… I can’t wait till The Avengers add a pregnant Jaime Lynn Spears as Zoey 101…or Captain America is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1848"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}