{"id":18458,"date":"2016-06-30T11:31:11","date_gmt":"2016-06-30T17:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=18458"},"modified":"2016-06-30T11:39:07","modified_gmt":"2016-06-30T17:39:07","slug":"brexit-stage-left","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2016\/06\/30\/brexit-stage-left\/","title":{"rendered":"Brexit Stage Left&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the big goofy assed<\/p>\n<p>Snow Haired Xenophobic Hater<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-18460\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Boris-breaking-news-300x150.jpg\" alt=\"Boris breaking news\" width=\"308\" height=\"154\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Boris-breaking-news-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Boris-breaking-news.jpg 660w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 308px) 100vw, 308px\" \/>(UK Trump?)<\/p>\n<p>moron who started Brexit?!?!?<\/p>\n<p>Turns out he&#8217;s Stepping Down<\/p>\n<p>from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/news\/ex-london-mayor-boris-johnson-rules-bid-next-111113504--business.html\">Running<\/a> For\u00c2\u00a0Britain&#8217;s PM<\/p>\n<p>And, he was a shoe-in favorite<\/p>\n<p>ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha<\/p>\n<p>Turns out, Boris Johnson does<\/p>\n<p>not know anything about their<\/p>\n<p>economy, the EU, math, world<\/p>\n<p>policies, campaign promises or<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-18461\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Boris-waves-bye-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"Boris waves bye\" width=\"312\" height=\"208\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Boris-waves-bye-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Boris-waves-bye.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 312px) 100vw, 312px\" \/>(&#8220;Bye!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>when you Run for something &amp;<\/p>\n<p>make &#8220;Promises&#8221;, Voters really<\/p>\n<p>expect you &#8216;Follow Through&#8217; on<\/p>\n<p>them. The reason? As this gets<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.sky.com\/story\/1717826\/backtrack-on-give-nhs-350m-eu-money-promise\">Economically Worse<\/a>, He is just<\/p>\n<p>totally &#8216;Running&#8217; From His Huge<\/p>\n<p>Stink Bomb. It is Like A Fat Kid<\/p>\n<p>lets a Massive Fart On The play<\/p>\n<p>ground, Then Walks Away from<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-18462\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Boris-cover-mouth-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"Boris Johnson\" width=\"311\" height=\"206\" \/>(Ooooops!)<\/p>\n<p>their big eyeball pealing ass gas<\/p>\n<p>(There is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=G9EXccNw46E\">a tiny chance<\/a> Britain&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>parliament\u00c2\u00a0might not vote for it)<\/p>\n<p><strong>BS In Front Of Trash<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Drumpf, is having a really really<\/p>\n<p>Bad Summer. And, it gets worse<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-18463\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/trump-garbage-800x430-300x161.jpg\" alt=\"trump-garbage-800x430\" width=\"309\" height=\"166\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/trump-garbage-800x430-300x161.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/trump-garbage-800x430.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 309px) 100vw, 309px\" \/>(Where&#8217;s Trump?)<\/p>\n<p>from here. Drumpf was standing<\/p>\n<p>in front of Piles of recycled trash<\/p>\n<p>to deliver one of the most <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/news\/donald-trump-stood-front-giant-211430647.html\">insane<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/news\/donald-trump-stood-front-giant-211430647.html\">incoherent &#8216;Bowls Of Bullshit&#8217;<\/a> he<\/p>\n<p>has Done To Date. That is saying<\/p>\n<p>a lot. He was Making Statements<\/p>\n<p>that he could not actually achieve<\/p>\n<p>But, that was not the point. He is<\/p>\n<p>trying For Populism 101, And the<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;good news&#8221;?! He is a useful idiot<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-18464\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Trump-is-trash-from-Darth-300x172.jpg\" alt=\"Trump is trash from Darth\" width=\"310\" height=\"178\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Trump-is-trash-from-Darth-300x172.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Trump-is-trash-from-Darth.jpg 798w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 310px) 100vw, 310px\" \/>(From <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/darth?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">Darth<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>He will &#8220;push&#8221; Clinton Father Left<\/p>\n<p>on that issue to &#8216;fix&#8217; or &#8216;Condemn&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>the TTP. That&#8217;s fine with me, and<\/p>\n<p>Twitter correctly had a &#8216;Field Day&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>with donny douche. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/2016\/06\/trump-is-giving-a-speech-in-front-of-a-massive-garbage-pile-and-the-internet-cant-stop-laughing\/comments\/#disqus\">Comedy gold<\/a><\/p>\n<p>NOTE: Da Coach, Is Now, <a href=\"http:\/\/chicago.suntimes.com\/sports\/sneed-exclusive-ditka-politely-declines-trumps-invitation\/\">Ditkkka<\/a><br \/>\nWho Loves Drumpf. A Great Bears<br \/>\nCoach, But &#8216;Most&#8217; <em>Chicagoians<\/em> Will<br \/>\nNot <em>Forgive<\/em> &#8216;Him&#8217; For His Ignorant<br \/>\nBigoted Views. Ooooooooooooops!<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3900034829\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the big goofy assed Snow Haired Xenophobic Hater (UK Trump?) moron who started Brexit?!?!? Turns out he&#8217;s Stepping Down from Running For\u00c2\u00a0Britain&#8217;s PM And, he was a shoe-in favorite ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Turns out, Boris Johnson does not know anything about their economy, the EU, math, world [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}