{"id":184,"date":"2008-09-09T09:15:05","date_gmt":"2008-09-09T15:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=184"},"modified":"2008-09-09T09:56:33","modified_gmt":"2008-09-09T15:56:33","slug":"big-mac-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/09\/big-mac-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Mac Man…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Don Gorske of Fond du Lac, Wisconsin is a “Big Mac enthusiast”<\/em> who has eaten over 23,000 Big Mac hamburgers in his lifetime. He’s been in the films Super Size Me<\/em>, Don Gorske: Mac Daddy<\/em>, and even won a place in the 2005 Guinness Book of Records. Luckily we have a file photo of him:<\/p>\n

\"jabba-kiss.jpg\"(Don getting some “sugar” from live-in girlfriend Crystal)<\/p>\n

Speaking of Sarah Palin…you might have noticed absoultely no media coverage or interviews with her after the big fiery RNC speech. Why? Well, the McCain camp decided she be “sequestered” for the next three weeks to be pumped full of talking points, empty rhetoric, and specific lies to prepare for the debates. Great, the Republicans think being the Vice President of United States and being the 2nd most powerful person in America is the equivelent of cramming for a big Calculus test you totally<\/em> didn’t study for…<\/p>\n

Proving once again, it’s all pro-wrestling and nothing about the issues, she even has her own doll. You read that correctly…HER OWN DOLL. What exactly has she done to get her own doll? She gave a loud nasty speech, that someone else wrote, and wore expensive glasses…<\/p>\n

Let’s introduce the world to…<\/p>\n

\"executive.jpg\"(Executive Sarah! Bridge To Nowhere<\/em> earmark money sold separately)<\/p>\n

Andddddddddddddddddd…<\/p>\n

\"superhero.jpg\"(Sexy superhero Sarah! Foreign policy knowledge sold separately)<\/p>\n

I honestly wish I was making this shit up. But wait, let’s get this straight. The people running on 90-95% voting record with Bush saying “we are going to change things” are now running on the “more of the same”…but with a Doll! Hillary voters should be spewing coffee at their screens in an odd mixture of laughter and sadness…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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