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(Drifters make solid sitters)<\/p>\nBam! You’re a babysitter, it’s your first time out, and you need some help…<\/p>\n
(Drifters make solid sitters)<\/p>\n
Why not go to the website of a childless comedian for advice?<\/p>\n
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(See #3)<\/p>\n
Here’s the top 5 things to stop unruly kids while babysitting:<\/p>\n
1) Gags work-When kids won’t quiet down, tie em & gag em. It’s a good go to
\n2) Threats- Stuff like “I’m selling your 360 on E-bay now”, or “I have a loaded gun”
\n3) See photo
\n4) Tricks- Bear traps, razor wire, hidden lasers that cut though skin
\n5) Call The Cops- Cops just like putting the fear of Christ in kids<\/p>\n
RIP Ted Kennedy Part II<\/strong><\/p>\n It’s sad…<\/p>\n He was a great senator. One of the biggest champions of Healthcare Reform…<\/p>\n The question, who will take his seat? The contest for a prized Senate seat is complicated by Kennedy\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s longtime dominance of state politics as well as uncertainty over the procedure for replacing him. Many have some ideas on what to do…<\/p>\n Some suggest changing a law allowing an interim senator to serve until the state can hold a special election, others say do a Thunderdome<\/em> for competing seat holders…<\/p>\n 9 men enter, one man elected…<\/p>\n Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Bam! You’re a babysitter, it’s your first time out, and you need some help… (Drifters make solid sitters) Why not go to the website of a childless comedian for advice? (See #3) Here’s the top 5 things to stop unruly kids while babysitting: 1) Gags work-When kids won’t quiet down, tie em & gag em. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1832"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"kennnedy-fist-bumping-jesus.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/kennnedy-fist-bumping-jesus.jpg\")
(Fist bumping with Jesus now)<\/p>\n![\"thunderdome.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/thunderdome.jpg\")
(It’s no Metrodome?)<\/p>\n