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(Yum!)<\/p>\nYou want a “Hurts Donut”?!?!?!?<\/p>\n
(Punches the reader softly in the<\/p>\n
(Yum!)<\/p>\n
arm) Hurts Don’t It?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?<\/p>\n
Yes, I’m an utter Moron on every<\/p>\n
level. It’s ‘National Donut’ day!!!!<\/p>\n
Which means, I’ll get either: A) 2<\/p>\n
Sizes larger Pants, or B) Put on a<\/p>\n
nice pair a sweatpants; or maybe<\/p>\n
some Zubaz. Yes, I’m Very fuckin’<\/p>\n
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(Sweet!)<\/p>\n
old. And you too will be Someday<\/p>\n
But until “Then” Laugh, and Point<\/p>\n
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\nIt’s Delicious. Seems Even The All
\nAmerican PGA Doesn’t Want That<\/a>
\nRacist Prick<\/a>. His ‘Course Got’<\/em> CUT
\nBecause Sponsors Hate That Fuck<\/p>\n<\/div>
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