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(Those are guys?)<\/p>\nAerosmith sang, “dude looks like a lady”, so why can’t a “lady run like a dude”?<\/p>\n
(Those are guys?)<\/p>\n
South Africa<\/span>‘s new 800-meter world champion Caster Semenya was declared a “golden girl” by press, with the athlete’s family shrugging off questions about the runner’s gender. Shit sakes people, come on, what do you want?<\/p>\n Her to walk in a room, pull down her pants, to see if there’s a stem on the apple?<\/p>\n Maybe make sure she’s not a “Crying Game tucker”?<\/p>\n Penis’s are a hard thing to hide. Zing!<\/p>\n Jeeez, it’s clear<\/em> she’s a girl, and by questioning it makes the person look like a total bag of dicks. Think about it. If you were a girl, and people kept asking if you were a “guy”, that implies you don’t “look” like a girl to them. That hurts. People are saying, “Holy shit you’re homely as a girl, so the only thing you could be is a guy”…<\/p>\n Next person who asks if she’s a girl has to spend three months giving Rush Limbaugh a long, naked, sponge bath…undercarriage included<\/p>\n Be A Bastard This Weekend<\/strong><\/p>\n I’ll be Inglorious AND a bastard…<\/p>\n Would you rather be called an “inglorious bastard”, or “filthy fart-mouth”?<\/p>\n Is “c”, “handsome bank robber” an option?<\/p>\n Shoot, I’ll still have to pick the 1st one…<\/p>\n I can’t wear masks, and the 2nd one smells funny…<\/p>\n Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Aerosmith sang, “dude looks like a lady”, so why can’t a “lady run like a dude”? (Those are guys?) South Africa‘s new 800-meter world champion Caster Semenya was declared a “golden girl” by press, with the athlete’s family shrugging off questions about the runner’s gender. Shit sakes people, come on, what do you want? (I’ve […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1801"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1801"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1801\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"gril-800.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/gril-800.jpg\")
(I’ve seen worse, believe me)<\/p>\n![\"800-girl-running.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/800-girl-running.jpg\")
(OK, a little more dudish here)<\/p>\n![\"inglorious-bastards-bat.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/inglorious-bastards-bat.jpg\")
(Butt of gun go smash)<\/p>\n