{"id":180,"date":"2008-09-06T09:46:51","date_gmt":"2008-09-06T15:46:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=180"},"modified":"2008-09-16T17:26:26","modified_gmt":"2008-09-16T23:26:26","slug":"rnc-summed-up-in-one-photo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/06\/rnc-summed-up-in-one-photo\/","title":{"rendered":"RNC summed up in one photo&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/inchworm.gif\" alt=\"inchworm.gif\" \/>(It&#8217;s painful, slow, and <strong>very<\/strong> out of date)<\/p>\n<p>I heard the term <em>&#8220;The steaks simply couldn&#8217;t be any higher&#8221;<\/em> every two seconds from the podium. All I thought was, &#8220;Why are two cuts of prime rib getting stoned in the first place?&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/2658407600_c72fb80248.jpg\" alt=\"2658407600_c72fb80248.jpg\" height=\"227\" width=\"309\" \/>(Steaks getting high, as usual)<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;ll leave you with some of my newly minted Sarah Palin jokes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Q: What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the difference between Sarah Palin and a used car salesman\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nA: A tie\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>Q: What&#8217;s the difference between &#8220;Hockey Mom&#8221; Sarah Palin and a female Pitbull?<br \/>\nA: Nothing, they&#8217;re both loud, nasty, bitches&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Q: What&#8217;s the difference between Sarah Palin and a yelling, mean, old Jewish man?<br \/>\nA: No one <em>wants<\/em> to punch the yelling, mean, old Jewish man&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Q: What do Sarah Palin and a cigarette machine have in common?<br \/>\nA: They&#8217;re a waste of money, bother others, and really bad for you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Q: What&#8217;s the difference between Sarah Palin and a hooker?<br \/>\nA: No, I&#8217;m serious, do you know&#8230;cause I can&#8217;t tell&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(It&#8217;s painful, slow, and very out of date) I heard the term &#8220;The steaks simply couldn&#8217;t be any higher&#8221; every two seconds from the podium. All I thought was, &#8220;Why are two cuts of prime rib getting stoned in the first place?&#8221;&#8230; (Steaks getting high, as usual) Now, I&#8217;ll leave you with some of my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}