{"id":1784,"date":"2009-08-19T10:53:28","date_gmt":"2009-08-19T16:53:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1784"},"modified":"2009-08-19T12:17:51","modified_gmt":"2009-08-19T18:17:51","slug":"frank-spank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/19\/frank-spank\/","title":{"rendered":"Frank Spank!"},"content":{"rendered":"

It took lisping, lumbering Barney Frank to just call it like he sees it…<\/p>\n

Someone finally tells the screaming kid banging pots and pans running around the kitchen to sit down, ask a rational question pertaining to healthcare, or kindly STFU…<\/p>\n

\"bad-kids-spray-painting-everything.jpg\"(Future artists, that’s all)<\/p>\n

Frank Talk<\/a><\/p>\n

I might not have called a constituent “not from this planet”, but it was good. Then again, maybe she wasn’t a constituent. I’ve written it here time and time again…<\/p>\n

This isn’t about honest debate, it’s about disruption…<\/p>\n

\"bad-kid-smashing-tv.jpg\"(Change the channel? Thanks lil’ fella)<\/p>\n

You do that by using hate, fear, lies, shouting others down, filibustering, and guns…<\/p>\n

Check, check, check, check, check, and check.<\/p>\n

Oh, and you forgot screaming “Heil Hitler” to a Jew<\/a>…<\/p>\n

\"bad-kid-fire.jpg\"(He’s just “full of life”)<\/p>\n

The woman who screamed “Heil Hitler” to a Jew<\/a>…<\/p>\n

She’s very classy. “I believe in biblical values like yelling ‘Heil Hitler’ to a Jew, then mocking him cause he has no healthcare…you know\u00ef\u00bb\u00bf like Jesus used to do”<\/p>\n

\"pamela-pilger.jpg\"(Pam Pilger, she’s on Facebook)<\/p>\n

This woman is so fucking stupid, she could kill herself trying to put on pants. She’s a mouth fart. At least we have a new grand marshal for the Dip Shit Day Parade<\/em>…<\/p>\n

The irony? She’s wearing an Israeli Defense Forces t-shirt \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

But you ask, “So John, how did Fox News see this event?”<\/p>\n

Griff Jenkins distorts<\/a><\/p>\n

\"griff-jenkins.jpg\"(Griff’s evil twin)<\/p>\n

It’s going to be passed. Whether it’s public option or self mandated price regulation(lower prices $20 a month) by insurance companies themselves…<\/p>\n

The sad part, these morons will have to remember this silly shit their whole lives…<\/p>\n

Brett Favre…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gets around more than Lindsay Lohan…<\/p>\n

It’s a joke about how Lohan seems to have slept with everyone…but me…<\/p>\n

\"brett-farve.jpg\"(Shouldn’t he have bifocals?)<\/p>\n

I’m not saying Lohan is slutty, but she has more traffic going through her than the Holland tunnel. Brett is now on the Vikings, and the Packers aren’t happy about it…<\/p>\n

\"pre-retirement.jpg\"(Annual “Pre-retirement” speech)<\/p>\n

Meh, I always wondered what it would look like to see a 40 year old man throw a touchdown pass 50 yards while his arm was still attached to the ball…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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