{"id":17780,"date":"2016-04-28T15:17:58","date_gmt":"2016-04-28T21:17:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=17780"},"modified":"2016-04-28T15:20:07","modified_gmt":"2016-04-28T21:20:07","slug":"cruzing-icarly-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2016\/04\/28\/cruzing-icarly-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Cruzing iCarly Fail…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ted Cruz’s desperate; in fact he’s 2008<\/p>\n

John McCain desperate with that ‘Palin’<\/p>\n

\"McCain(<-Yes, he did that)<\/p>\n

pick. How’d that work out again?!?!?!?!<\/p>\n

Oh right, the ‘worst thing’ unleashed on<\/p>\n

us since Trump. Forget nominee’s in the<\/p>\n

Primary don’t PICK a VP. Normally, The<\/p>\n

winner does. It’s a desperate act from a<\/p>\n

turd lying shit heel who lost. Denial is all<\/p>\n

they have left now. How Fitting. Carly is<\/p>\n

a loser. Fired from HP, lost to “Boxer” in<\/p>\n

Cali, lost to all other candidates & picked<\/p>\n

\"Fiorina-and-Cruz-JPG\"(What A Moron)<\/p>\n

by Cuzer. It’s all over but the Crying, and<\/p>\n

he’s losing Indiana by 6.3 points<\/a>. Oooops<\/p>\n

(And Don’t ‘forget’ Teds Hoosier Fail<\/a> with<\/p>\n

‘Ring’ instead of ‘Hoop’ or “Same size as”)<\/p>\n

NOTE: It’s Drafty<\/em> In Chicago With This
\nDraft Day In Town. Lots Of Pics Coming
\nBears Will Likely Take DE Robinson AL<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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Ted Cruz’s desperate; in fact he’s 2008 John McCain desperate with that ‘Palin’ (<-Yes, he did that) pick. How’d that work out again?!?!?!?! Oh right, the ‘worst thing’ unleashed on us since Trump. Forget nominee’s in the Primary don’t PICK a VP. Normally, The winner does. It’s a desperate act from a turd lying shit […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}