{"id":1777,"date":"2009-08-18T10:34:28","date_gmt":"2009-08-18T16:34:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1777"},"modified":"2009-08-18T10:34:28","modified_gmt":"2009-08-18T16:34:28","slug":"who","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/18\/who\/","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brings an AR-15 rifle to a presidential townhall in Arizona?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/capt05781617c62e409c9930f3d0eefdfa3eobama__azmy101.jpg\" alt=\"capt05781617c62e409c9930f3d0eefdfa3eobama__azmy101.jpg\" height=\"146\" width=\"272\" \/>(Nice signs? They make those?)<\/p>\n<p>Someone about as stable as the one legged coffee table I built in shop class&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I get it. Seriously, 2nd amendment rights and all. It makes sense, and I support you. Besides, Arizona is an &#8220;open carry&#8221; state which means you can which means anyone legally allowed to have a firearm can carry it in public as long as it&#8217;s visible&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/obama-protester-with-gun.jpg\" alt=\"obama-protester-with-gun.jpg\" height=\"182\" width=\"272\" \/>(Classy!)<\/p>\n<p>Like the Beastie Boys sang, &#8220;I would fight for your gun rights to party&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t about rights, or the 2nd amendment. It&#8217;s about power, and trying to control the debate. It&#8217;s brandishing a weapon in the face of those you politically oppose&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/rappers.jpg\" alt=\"rappers.jpg\" height=\"203\" width=\"270\" \/>(The far right is now armed rappers?)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a threat. The guns are loaded. There were about a dozen other people with loaded guns. It&#8217;s seriously sad, fear-based, horrible shit that will get someone hurt&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Great, the conversation has now become: &#8220;Agree with me, or I shooty you in face!&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dick swinging competitions&#8221; are never fun&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Unless you&#8217;re a gay judge in Cancun with 20\/20 vision and a digital camera&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael Jackson Still Alive!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And managing the teen boys dressing rooms at JcPenny&#8217;s&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/jcpenny-store.jpg\" alt=\"jcpenny-store.jpg\" height=\"207\" width=\"272\" \/>(I want a pair of Toughskins!)<\/p>\n<p>Michael was spotted working the dressing rooms at the Bristol Mall in Virgina&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The manager Chris Peach said, &#8220;Funny, I totally thought he was dead. We didn&#8217;t even hire him. The weird part, he appears to be doing all of this stuff for free&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/michaeljackson.jpg\" alt=\"michaeljackson.jpg\" height=\"335\" width=\"273\" \/>(Argh matey! He likes kiddie booty)<\/p>\n<p>Patrons don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s really even him, so they ignore him most of time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Co-worker Chaz Titlong pointed out, &#8220;Man he&#8217;s dedicated, he spends every waking minute cleaning out the excess clothes left behind by kids trying on stuff. Even sometimes when they&#8217;re still trying things on. He films it on video. That&#8217;s dedicated&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brings an AR-15 rifle to a presidential townhall in Arizona? (Nice signs? They make those?) Someone about as stable as the one legged coffee table I built in shop class&#8230; I get it. Seriously, 2nd amendment rights and all. It makes sense, and I support you. 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