{"id":1770,"date":"2009-08-17T10:25:07","date_gmt":"2009-08-17T16:25:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1770"},"modified":"2009-08-17T10:29:05","modified_gmt":"2009-08-17T16:29:05","slug":"doctors-will-shoot-patients-in-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/17\/doctors-will-shoot-patients-in-face\/","title":{"rendered":"Doctors Will Shoot Patients In Face!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Broken record anyone? Jeeeeeeeeesh&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/katheleen-sebilious-notices-obamas-tail.jpg\" alt=\"katheleen-sebilious-notices-obamas-tail.jpg\" height=\"200\" width=\"271\" \/>(Sebelius notices Obama&#8217;s alien tail)<\/p>\n<p>We need it. It&#8217;s coming. Yet we have people screaming in the streets who don&#8217;t even know what they&#8217;re yelling about. We have this speaking in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_09xPF_9UjM\">townhalls<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/old-white-people-yelling.jpg\" alt=\"old-white-people-yelling.jpg\" height=\"168\" width=\"272\" \/>(Old white people yelling!)<\/p>\n<p>Seems like a genuinely nice woman&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Who couldn&#8217;t find her ass in the dark with both hands and a flashlight. Uh oh, like Katy said, &#8220;You&#8217;ve awoken a pile of slumbering dumbfucks who suddenly decided to lecture senators in Town Halls while clearly knowing nothing about it&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/morons.jpg\" alt=\"morons.jpg\" \/>(Hang these on doors like in hotels)<\/p>\n<p>When did America become like a sundae from Dairy Queen?<\/p>\n<p>Ice cold, melting fast and loaded with nuts&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/moron-sign.jpg\" alt=\"moron-sign.jpg\" height=\"174\" width=\"271\" \/>(Bravo Mayor Stranczek)<\/p>\n<p>If you scream &#8220;healthcare reform is Socialism, evil, and must be stopped&#8221;, then so does the Post Office, Social Security, Medicare, Board of Education, FBI, and every other government run entity we have in America. They&#8217;re not interested in those&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>One can&#8217;t hold both positions. It&#8217;s bad or it isn&#8217;t. It&#8217;s not a rational debate. It should be, but it&#8217;s not. It&#8217;s Brick Tamland shouting, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know what we&#8217;re yelling about&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/bricktamland.jpg\" alt=\"bricktamland.jpg\" height=\"320\" width=\"271\" \/>(Loud noises!)<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t believe these people are going have to look back someday to their kids and say, &#8220;Listen Billy. Daddy shouted people down at Town Hall meetings to make sure healthcare insurance companies could still make billions on a broken system that leaves 47-50 million Americans uninsured costing us higher premiums&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Classy&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\n&#8220;District 69&#8221;?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sorry, it&#8217;s my best guess if they ever make an alien sex movie with &#8220;prawns&#8221; in it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/district-9-poster-2.jpg\" alt=\"district-9-poster-2.jpg\" height=\"399\" width=\"271\" \/>(Target practice is an option?)<\/p>\n<p>Saw it over the weekend. It was solid great sci-fi fun, &amp; I didn&#8217;t cry. Finally! I can&#8217;t say the same after watching <em>G-Force<\/em> last weekend when I went through seven boxes of tissues when Marice the guinea pig was shoved up the ass of FBI director #1&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly I have a craving for cat food from the can&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Broken record anyone? Jeeeeeeeeesh&#8230; (Sebelius notices Obama&#8217;s alien tail) We need it. It&#8217;s coming. Yet we have people screaming in the streets who don&#8217;t even know what they&#8217;re yelling about. We have this speaking in townhalls&#8230; (Old white people yelling!) Seems like a genuinely nice woman&#8230; Who couldn&#8217;t find her ass in the dark with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1770"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}