{"id":1765,"date":"2009-08-15T11:30:24","date_gmt":"2009-08-15T17:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1765"},"modified":"2009-08-15T13:25:02","modified_gmt":"2009-08-15T19:25:02","slug":"gi-joe-and-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/15\/gi-joe-and-i\/","title":{"rendered":"G.I Joe And I…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Had lunch the other day at Panera Bread…<\/p>\n

\"lg_site_joes_4759.jpg\"(“What the fuck does my medal mean?”)<\/p>\n

He had the Frontega chicken, and I had the chopped cob salad…<\/p>\n

He was oddly despondent about the upcoming G.I Joe:The Rise Of Cobra<\/em> film, since he will not be making an appearance in it, and will only contain real actors…<\/p>\n

He said, “Man, it’s not the same anymore with all this CGI bullshit. Somewhere in all that action the story got lost. It wasn’t like that in my day. Fucking liberals!”…<\/p>\n

Then he did a rail of coke off his hand, and looked out the window as if he were searching for something. Maybe his youth, his dreams, or a firmer “Kung Fu Grip”…<\/p>\n

\"kung-fu-grip.jpg\"($20 hand jobs)<\/p>\n

That’s when he broke down telling me about his albino brother Pepe Joe, and how they lost touch when they were on a mission cause G.I forgot to bring the SPF 200…<\/p>\n

Pepe was burned badly by the sun. After that they vowed never to speak again…<\/p>\n

\"gi-joe-blond-guy.jpg\"(Pepe before the sun damage)<\/p>\n

G.I finished his double espresso mocha latte, bushed a tear aside, then left…<\/p>\n

I could only assume he was going on a quest to find Pepe, and reconcile old demons. Either that or stop the cop from giving his Aqua Jeep a ticket since he was parked in a loading zone. Either way, now I know…and knowings half the battle..<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Had lunch the other day at Panera Bread… (“What the fuck does my medal mean?”) He had the Frontega chicken, and I had the chopped cob salad… He was oddly despondent about the upcoming G.I Joe:The Rise Of Cobra film, since he will not be making an appearance in it, and will only contain real […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1765"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1765"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1765\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}