{"id":17536,"date":"2016-04-01T12:06:21","date_gmt":"2016-04-01T18:06:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=17536"},"modified":"2016-04-01T12:08:37","modified_gmt":"2016-04-01T18:08:37","slug":"i-just-robbed-a-bank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2016\/04\/01\/i-just-robbed-a-bank\/","title":{"rendered":"I Just Robbed A Bank&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a a gold Pontiac Fiero&#8230;April Fools!<\/p>\n<p>It was Seedy liquor store, &amp; a rusted<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-17537\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Gold_Fiero-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"Gold_Fiero\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Gold_Fiero-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Gold_Fiero.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>(My Ride!)<\/p>\n<p>out blue Ford Pinto. Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing<\/p>\n<p>Hope Your Fooling Day Of April Rocks!<\/p>\n<p>Now go have a cocktail, read somethin&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>grand, &amp; new and listen to great music<\/p>\n<p>Have a wacky weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a a gold Pontiac Fiero&#8230;April Fools! It was Seedy liquor store, &amp; a rusted (My Ride!) out blue Ford Pinto. Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Hope Your Fooling Day Of April Rocks! Now go have a cocktail, read somethin&#8217; grand, &amp; new and listen to great music Have a wacky weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17536"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17536"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17536\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17544,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17536\/revisions\/17544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}