{"id":1751,"date":"2009-08-13T09:02:18","date_gmt":"2009-08-13T15:02:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1751"},"modified":"2009-08-13T09:02:18","modified_gmt":"2009-08-13T15:02:18","slug":"death-panels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/13\/death-panels\/","title":{"rendered":"“Death Panels”!"},"content":{"rendered":"

It sort of sounds like aluminum siding for the Death Star…<\/p>\n

\"death-star-being-fixed.jpg\"(Flip This Weaponized Planet<\/em>)<\/p>\n

People who think the president of the United States would actually have them in a heathcare bill also think the Transformer movies were documentaries…<\/p>\n

If they did have “Deal Panels” Fox would buy the rights and call it “Celebrity Death Panels”<\/em> where they kill people on live TV. The 1st contestant will be Dane Cook…<\/p>\n

Ex Gov. Palin AKA “Twitter Quitter”, blasted Democratic-led health care reform and accused President Obama of backing a “death panel” that would withhold Medicare funds from the elderly and disabled when funding runs short. This is not true…<\/p>\n

\"sarah-palin.jpg\"(Mt. Douchemore)<\/p>\n

But when you’re a walking lying machine, what’s one more whopper? Put it this way, she swept the 2009 MTV “I’m Totally Full Of Shit”<\/em> awards hosted by Fifty’s Sterotype<\/p>\n

\"bob.jpg\"(“Why that’d be down right swell!”)<\/p>\n

Healthcare needs reform. We have an outline of a bill in HR 3200, but the Senate has done nothing yet, so we don’t even have a full bill to look at, yet all this outrage. I suggest before we all scream “Dr.’s are allowed to murder me if they don’t like my shirt color in section 231”, we actually read the bill that they eventually present.<\/p>\n

You know, with the facts…<\/p>\n

\"lies_profits.jpg\"(The road has potholes, or does<\/em> it?)<\/p>\n

Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, the medical ethicist and oncologist who advises President Obama had been singled out by opponents of health-care reform as a “deadly doctor,” who, according to an opinion column in the New York Post<\/em>, wanted to limit medical care for “a grandmother with Parkinson’s or a child with cerebral palsy.<\/span>”<\/p>\n

\"jerksatwork.jpg\"(Good advice there Ken)<\/p>\n

That’s a lie, but again, who cares when all you do is lie like Jessica Simpson, on the bed, with your legs in wonderful V shape crossing them back and forth winking at me in a seductive stylish flirty way…wait, what were we talking about?<\/p>\n

It got worse. Within days, the Post<\/em> article, with selective and misleading quotes from Emanuel’s 200 or so published academic papers, Minnesota Representative Michelle “Bachmann Turner Loony Drive”, read large portions of it on the House floor.<\/p>\n

She incorrectly shouted, “Watch out if you are disabled!”<\/p>\n

As a mentally disabled person, you should know. You, Glenn Beck, and Hannity should have a threesome. That way all of you can all find out you’re shitty at sex…<\/p>\n

\"3397681586_b4b4eb9bc8.jpg\"(Nice jacket!)<\/p>\n

Michelle Bachmann is what happens when stupid cheerleaders hit 50…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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