{"id":1745,"date":"2009-08-11T13:05:32","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T19:05:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1745"},"modified":"2009-08-11T13:05:32","modified_gmt":"2009-08-11T19:05:32","slug":"hillary-clinton-eats-mans-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/11\/hillary-clinton-eats-mans-face\/","title":{"rendered":"Hillary Clinton Eats Mans Face…"},"content":{"rendered":"

First it was a fractured elbow off the top rope to defeat the Iron Sheik…<\/p>\n

\"iron_sheik.jpg\"(Sheik needs more oil)<\/p>\n

Then it was Korea calling her names…<\/p>\n

\"black-guy-following-me.jpg\"(“A tall black guy’s behind me isn’t he?”)<\/p>\n

Now it’s the Congo, to invest into poor people’s sense of shame and mud homes…<\/p>\n

After a quick debate with Angolan Foreign Minister Assuncao dos Anjos on who’s “blacker” Run DMC,\u00c2\u00a0 the late Michael Jackson, or Tiger Woods…<\/p>\n

\"black-debate-team.jpg\"(“Lets arm wrestle”)<\/p>\n

She decided to listen to some Dio, Queensryche, Don Dokken, and a book on tape…<\/p>\n

\"listening-to-dokken.jpg\"(Diary Of Whimpy Kid<\/em> on tape)<\/p>\n

When she found out about Bill’s “secret mission to rescue the captured journalists” she adjusted herself and said, “Look, when he stuck a cigar up Monica’s cha-cha I say jump, & all I see is dust from where Humpy Mcdoit used to be”…<\/p>\n

Nobody puts the Secretary Of State in a corner…nobody…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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